Many props to the ever-reliable Deadspin for revealing to us this shocking development- Stephen A. Smith doesn't do aerobics or chew his fingernails when he gets stressed- he eats Cheese Doodles. And, according to him, "I eat Cheez Doodles. That's what I do when I'm stressed. I'm gonna eat my Cheez Doodles."
Stephen A. Smith, once upon a time, seemed invincible. His perturbed manner, hatred of logic and research, rushes to judgement, and screaming made him a nearly unbeatable opponent. Now, as his star wanes, we realize he draws his awesome power from a source even more sinister- Cheez Doodles. If we destroy the Cheez Doodles, we can finally end this reign of terror.
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