CELTICS MESS WITH TEXAS; THEN MESS WITH TEXAS' SISTER, GIRLFRIEND, AND MOTHER

CELTICS SHOOT 34% BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO BEAT AN OVERRATED WESTERN CONFERENCE TEAM; RAY ALLEN COMES BACK, HITS THE GAME WINNER; JKIDD IMMEDIATELY GOES TO MICKY D'S TO PICK A FIGHT OVER FRENCH FRIES