Sunday, June 15, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: I JUST VOMITED


AND SO DID EVERYONE ELSE WHO JUST CAUGHT THE SPECIAL FATHER'S DAY GAME 5 HALF TIME REPORT IN WHICH BILL VERBALLY MOLESTED HIS SON ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, UTTERING THE WORDS: "IN MY LIFE LUKE, EVERYDAY IS FATHER'S DAY." AND BP THOUGHT "HOMELESS POWE" AND "KOBE THE FAMILY MAN" WERE BAD. "WALTON FATHER'S DAY" EASILY WINS PUFF PIECE OF THE YEAR.

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