OFFER MIKKI MOORE CONTRACT
The Celtics have made a contract offer, according to the Boston Globe. Thought this dude was familiar? That's because he played for the Celtics for less time than Patrick O'Bryant and had much worse stats. Here's what you need to know about this dude:
Height: 7'0"
Weight: 113 pounds
Age: 33
College: Nebraska
NBA Teams Played for:
Detroit Pistons (1998–2002)
Boston Celtics (2002-03)
Atlanta Hawks (2002-03)
Utah Jazz (2003-04)
Los Angeles Clippers (2004-05)
Seattle SuperSonics (2005-06)
New Jersey Nets (2006-2007)
Sacramento Kings {2007-2009)
Stats as Boston Celtic: 12 minutes played, 0 points, 0% FG percentage, 1 rebound, 2 blocks, 6 personal fouls
Looks like: Clown fish
Weighs less than: Clown fish
Why the Celtics need him: They don't have any seven footers and PJ Brown has turned down every offer the Celtics have thrown at him, including a "Lifetime of Sexual Favors" redeemable anytime coupon from Danny Ainge
Why we are mystified: Nicole Richie could out-muscle Mikki in the post
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