Monday, April 27, 2009

Like a nagging case of the [insert your VD of choice here], the Bulls just won't go away.


    The Celtics lost, but this picture should cheer you up. "Scalabrine... GO!"

    So it seems that the 09 Celtics and Bulls are kinda like equal but opposite forces. They match up well and most of their games are such close calls that even my girlfriend who doesn't give a damn about sports was biting her nails with tension.

    Let's keep this one brief. It was a great game, Ray Allen saved our asses for the thousandth time and sent the game into OT, where somehow the Bulls were able to tie the score by the end of the 5 minutes, despite being outplayed for the majority of it. The Celtics then clearly decided that they had already won because they did not come out onto the court for the second OT.

    The fact is, in the five minutes of the first OT, the Celtics seemed to have tried everything they could to keep the Bulls in it (they would outplay them, and then do something like, oh I don't know... a clear path foul with 5 PF's and a not-substantial lead!!!).That's generous guys, but next time, lets just win the game.

    Hey on the bright side, here are some jokes:
    What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard! What has 10 arms and sucks? The starting line of the New Orleans Hornets who dropped a little more than half as many points as their competitors! Wow, good work guys! Their forwards combined for an earth-shattering 24 points, their guards dropped a face-melting, bowel-shaking 13, and their Tyson Chandlers notched a truly history-changing, mind-bending, paradigm-shifting 0 points. You know that when your starters have that kind of night, the wins are ripe for the picking... Or you one-night-stand'ed the NBA play-off God and never called but instead left a fake phone number keyed into the side of his Godmobile which you previously siphoned all the Godgas out of. What were you thinking, Byron Scott?

    Moral of the story: The Celtics WILL win game 5 AND this series, they will bitch-slap either the Magic or 76'ers back to the bronze age and be glad you aren't a Hornets fan.

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