Thursday, April 30, 2009

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Howard to transition into the UFC; media, coaches all crap pants.

    So Dwight Howard clocked 76er's center Samuel Dalembert with a Chuck Liddell-esque elbow to the domepiece (see video below).



    He was probably learning from his former teammate, Brian Cook (See Figure 1).

    Figure 1. Brian Cook elbows Lebron while he was eating a lemon in front of some ridiculous, taped-up, camera-wired cyber-see-saw.

    Anyways, several things worth mentioning came out of this:

    1) Howard gets a one game suspension, this increases the chance of the 76'ers winning. I'd rather face Philly than Orlando not because I think Orlando can beat us to four wins, but because it will probably be a longer series (with Orlando) than if we played the 76'ers. I think we are gonna want as much rest/practice as possible going up against the Lebrons.

    2) Howard gets a technical foul for this. I will repeat that. Howard gets a T for an intentional elbow to a dude's head. I am so sick of the refs giving stars breaks like that. So Kudos to the woman from Sportscenter in this interview for pointing out that since he's a star he has a chance to get away with it.

    So, let me get this straight... everyone's talking about how clear and obvious this was but at the time, it only draws a technical foul??? Then later on national TV someone mentions that since he's a star, the league is allowed to be inconsistant and break their own rules. Then even later they decide to suspend him for a game. Strange sequence of events... right? Clearly the refs saw him throw the elbow or no technical foul would have been given. MAKE THE CORRECT GOD DAMN CALL THE FIRST TIME. Meanwhile Rondo does some mid-air impromptu dental work on Brad Miller with no flagrant, not even a T, but since no one seems to care, then the officials must have "got the call right." Sure...

    3) Hilarious Coach V Coach throw-down ensues. Tony DiLeo and Stan Van Gundy are preparing their battle raps as we speak. This is from NBA.com:

    "Dwight Howard had a great game, and he's a great player, but he just lives in the 3-second lane on offense and defense," DiLeo said. "I'm just saying he's standing in the 3-second lane on offense and defense. He's a great player, and he doesn't need any advantages."

    Magic coach Stan Van Gundy heard DiLeo's remarks, took the podium and defended his star center by mocking DiLeo.

    "Am I supposed to come up here and talk about the game? Or am I supposed to come up here and lobby for the calls I want the next game?" Van Gundy said. "Is that what it's about now? We're supposed to lobby for the calls we want the next game? Let's just play the games.

    "I guess that's the only reason Dwight's having success in this series. It has nothing to do with the fact that he's good."

    Everytime he speaks, I hate Van Gundy more. And to be fair, this is kind of whiny and bitchy on DiLeo's part, but he's right, clearly Howard has come down with a case of the dreaded...

    Oh good god, not the Shaq Flu! That's right ladies and gentlemen, The Shaq-Flu Pandemic is upon us!!! Soon everyone will be seeking out painted rectangles and standing in them for well over three seconds without being at arms reach from anyone!!! Anyways, tasteless flu jokes and more bad photoshopping aside, DiLeo has a valid concern which he voiced at maybe the wrong place and time. Van Manatee responds by making fun of him and saying, "So what if Dwight and I get unfair treatment? Stop whining and get your funders to shell out the big bucks for a penalty-proof all-star."


    When will the NBA figure out it's own rules? Well, it starts will the troll in charge, so... never.

    Um, go Celtics.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2009/04/
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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All aboard the P.P. Express!


    "AHH I AM GOING TO EAT THIS CEREAL SO HARD!"

    Piss-poor photoshoping aside, This is why I rock the #34 jersey:

    00:10.5
    [BOS 93-93]
    Pierce Jump Shot: Made (20 PTS) Assist: Rondo (10 AST)


    01:17
    [BOS 102-101]
    Pierce Step Back Jump shot: Made (22 PTS)

    00:36.5
    [BOS 104-101]
    Pierce Step Back Jump shot: Made (24 PTS)


    00:03.4
    [BOS 106-104]
    Pierce Pullup Jump shot: Made (26 PTS)

    00:00.0
    [BOS 106-104]
    Pierce single-handedly smites Chicago in OT (pwnsauce)


    It just seemed like this time, the Bulls had no answer for Paul Pierce and his string of deadly-accurate jump shots which gave the Celtics the win in yet ANOTHER obscenely close game. And it wasn't one of those back and forth games, this time both teams were going on runs, and when it came to the fourth quarter that's what the Celtics needed, and got, from Rondo and Ray Allen. With about seven minutes left Rondo delivered two lay-ups and Allen hit a crucial three, as he oft does, to bring the celtics to within three before immediately fouling-out, which he ne'er does.

    The Bulls would fight back and take the lead by two with 10 seconds left with a ridiculous, off-balance shot by Ben Gordon ignoring an aggravated hamstring injury. This guy is serious. I never really paid attention to him until this series, but he has some great offense in his game. But don't worry friends, Captain Clutch ties it at 93, Gordon misses the potential game-winner with Baby (if my memory serves me) in his face, and the historic game goes into OT (this was the first playoff series with three OT games).

    Rondo again puts up the best numbers in the game for the Celtics by shooting 55% (100% from threetown [2/2]) contributing 28 points, 11 assists and 8 rebounds. Series MVP already? Davis gave 21 to the cause by shooting almost 2 for every 3. Perk, lest we forget blocked seven shots and grabbed 19 rebounds, not to mention showing a sliver of agility on two hard lay-up drives. Ray Allen with a relatively quiet night scoring 10 and fouling out with 5+ minutes left, but he did hit a very important three as I mentioned earlier to get the Celtics back in the game late.

    So, our starters all came up huge last night which is a good thing, but not all is well with this win. The ugly underside? The Celtic bench scored a grand total of five points for the entire game. That just plain sucks. Granted, the starting line-up minus Allen played more than 40 minutes each (Pierce, Perk and Rondo all played around 50 minutes), and if that's what it takes to win then sure, but TA played 17 and didn't score, house played 10 and didn't score, Scal and Marbury combined for 23 minutes and got the five bench points. So they had playing time... This didn't cost us the game because Rose didn't explode like he can, the starting forward battle was handily won by Pierce and Davis (47 to 29) and we had home court advantages aka several breaks from the refs, but in this league you never want to rely on the refs.
    (Speaking of which, we got a potentially big break with 2 seconds left in OT when Rondo facemask'ed Miller and they did not call the obvious flagrant foul. David Stern agrees with his refs because either he doesn't know the rules either or he owes them a favor for all the illegitimate cash they've made him.)

    So back to Chicago we go, up by 1 game, let's hope for another game 3.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2009/04/
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan Thinks She Looks Good In a Bikini

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    After going on
    Ellen last week and explaining how she was going to get her career back on track now that she's single, Lindsay Lohan got her resume together, hired a new agent and began seriously checking out the job market, looking for small independent films where she can re-establish her credibility.
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    Nah, I'm just kidding. She went to Maui and laid around in a bikini. The worst part was, she kept bending over and stretching for the camera, like she thought we would enjoy it.
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    We don't, Lindsay, we don't.

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Monday, April 27, 2009

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Like a nagging case of the [insert your VD of choice here], the Bulls just won't go away.


    The Celtics lost, but this picture should cheer you up. "Scalabrine... GO!"

    So it seems that the 09 Celtics and Bulls are kinda like equal but opposite forces. They match up well and most of their games are such close calls that even my girlfriend who doesn't give a damn about sports was biting her nails with tension.

    Let's keep this one brief. It was a great game, Ray Allen saved our asses for the thousandth time and sent the game into OT, where somehow the Bulls were able to tie the score by the end of the 5 minutes, despite being outplayed for the majority of it. The Celtics then clearly decided that they had already won because they did not come out onto the court for the second OT.

    The fact is, in the five minutes of the first OT, the Celtics seemed to have tried everything they could to keep the Bulls in it (they would outplay them, and then do something like, oh I don't know... a clear path foul with 5 PF's and a not-substantial lead!!!).That's generous guys, but next time, lets just win the game.

    Hey on the bright side, here are some jokes:
    What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard! What has 10 arms and sucks? The starting line of the New Orleans Hornets who dropped a little more than half as many points as their competitors! Wow, good work guys! Their forwards combined for an earth-shattering 24 points, their guards dropped a face-melting, bowel-shaking 13, and their Tyson Chandlers notched a truly history-changing, mind-bending, paradigm-shifting 0 points. You know that when your starters have that kind of night, the wins are ripe for the picking... Or you one-night-stand'ed the NBA play-off God and never called but instead left a fake phone number keyed into the side of his Godmobile which you previously siphoned all the Godgas out of. What were you thinking, Byron Scott?

    Moral of the story: The Celtics WILL win game 5 AND this series, they will bitch-slap either the Magic or 76'ers back to the bronze age and be glad you aren't a Hornets fan.

    My secret hope: Google (this site's owner) will allow Blogger.com to employ software engineers rather than retired schoolbus drivers to do their code so that my posts don't change font and size halfway through without me having any say in the matter.
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