Charades

One of my biggest fears is drowning. I love the water, but only to cool off in when I'm laying out.

I do not like to swim, especially if there are other people in the pool. For fear that someone will try and dunk me.

Where am I going with this?
Not too long ago, Ok last week.
When I was getting ready for the gym. I always shave my legs and such before we head out. The alarm goes off at 4:15am. While I am getting ready a.k.a shaving my legs and "stuff".

The sportsman stays in bed and sleeps.
So I was done with shaving and brushing my teeth. and I put in a piece of gum in my mouth. I always chew gum while working out.

So this new gum has like some juice stuff in the middle.
super yummy.
Anyways I'm not really sure exaclty what happened, other than the juice went down the wrong pipe in my throat.

and I started choking. You know how it is, where you breath in super deep trying to catch a breath,
I run to the bathroom and spit out the gum before I inhale it. and meanwhile try to get some water down my throat.

I run into the bedroom and (at this point the sportsman heard me coughing and is now awake) I give the hand signle to the sportsman for "I need a fucking drink".

and then go back to the bathroom sink.
At this point I am at a total panic. I can't catch my breath.
I am freaking out.
The sportsman just looks at me like he doesnt get it.
Finally about at a whisper I tell him I need a drink.
So you know what he freakin does?

He runs to the kitchen and comes back with a god damn water bottle. with the fucking cap still on.
Are you kidding me?
Seriously!!!!!!
Which I did not drink.
When I finally caught my breath and could talk, I asked the sportsman what the hell.

Do you not know what the signal for drink is?
He then got mad at me. Can you believe it?
 Dont I deserve to be upset? I could of died waiting on him.
HELLO! Doesn't everyone know that one?


So now I am thinking the next time we go to our friends house we should not be on the same team if we will be playing charades.
Since obvisouly he fucking sucks at it.

I could of died while he was trying to figure it out.
That is BAD!
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