Tatoo girl and Yes, another Roomate

Currently the tattoo girl is on her 3rd roomate, but whose counting right?

We warned her right off(way back when) that roomates suck.
Even if one is your bestist of friend.
It will always end in fucking disaster.

So you really we can't count the first freakin roomate. Cause she was all kinds of BAD.

Honestly if the tattoo girl had know this girl , oh for maybe long than a fucking nano second she might of be been able to see that she wasn't going to be a trust worthy kinda gal.





Hello, you live and learn.

but
I'm pretty sure that when you set your mind to it and want to be out on your own, you are willing to do anything. Include over look a few character flaws of one said individual.

We all know how that one ended. No?
Well the "roomate" was spending all the rent on other shit, like taking trips. and oh, just forgot to pay any of it to the landlord.
and on a Sunday night at 6pm had to move all her shit out,due to the fact that they were being evicted. Which the tatoo girl was not aware of till exactly 6pm that night.

Totally sucked ass having to run around and find boxes and a fucking truck to move her shit and then squeeze her back into a tiny bedroom at home.

Good part is she had a place to go to.

So Yes, in that situation the tattoo girl probably should of given the money directly to the landlord and not to this girl.
but again


You live, you learn.

So that brings us to roomate No. 2.

Wow. 
Holy fucking shit.
Let me just say that this one was like a sheep in wolves clothing. Sooooo fucking sweet and innocent when really she had some serious fucking issues.

Where to start? or should we just go to the end?

This one was all about wanting to be the the tattoo girls bff and I swear there was a good chance she was bipolar. Which isnt a problem. If you are taking your fucking meds.

So other than the fact that she told the tatoo girl less than 2 weeks that she was moving.

She also moved out on a sat night at 9 fucking PM. Knowing the tatoo girl had to be at wk early the next morning.

but that is here nor there.

They also agreed that the roomate was going to hand off the keys so that the NEW roomate could have them. Because if she turned them into the rental office , they would not have access to them till it opened back up on Monday.

Long story short the "roomate" refused to give her the keys. Things got heated.
Tattoo girls boy friend and friends threw a plastic shot glass over the balcony ( 2 floors up) at the roomate. Which she claims hit her fucking car. and called the god damn police.

longer story short it landed the tattoo girls boyfriend in the slammer. 2am. In the wrong part of town. On a fucking saturday night.

 and in the end cost him $800 and court time to pay for the paint on the roomates car. What a bunch of bullshit.

Last but certainly not least, is the current roomate.
shit bat man. I almost don't have any words for this one.
This "roomate" is beyond the t e en years.
There is no excuse for this.

But I guess it is possible for an adult to be a complete fucking slob.
I mean hello they do have a whole show on TV called "Hoarders" for a reason. Right

The current roomate, is a fat fucking slob. and even if she wasnt over weight she is still a slob.

It is no longer funny now when we tease the tattoo girl about how she was a slob when she lived at home. (she was never anything like this girl)

The new roomate is the worst I have ever seen.
For starters she leave food in a pan on the stove for over a week. Never does dishes. but cooks all the fucking time. Leaves dishes with food in it in her room till there is mold growing on it.

Did I mention that lately around here the temps have been in the 100's?
So you can only imagine what this smells like.
This particular apt only has a window air unit. So its pretty fucking hot in there.
Can you say SUPER FUCKING NASTY!

Also there was an incident in the beginning with the dog, where she missed the potty pad and pooped on the floor. She was still trying to get a lay of the land.

So the roomate gets up early to go to work. Doesn't turn on a light. Proceeds to step in dog shit and walks around the apt and then out and down the stairs and out to her car. She does not clean it up in the apt. She does not clean it up off the stairs, and I'm pretty sure she carried it into her car.

She just doesnt fucking care. Now that is super fucking gross .
When the roomate is off work and home all day and the dogs poop. She leaves it sit all day on the floor and never even attempts to pick it up.

I guess she must love the smell of dog shit. cause what other reason could there possibly be.

So the lease is not up till Nov. and this time the tattoo girl has chose to move out and not have a roomate.

Other than her boyfriend. So lets hope that this time it works out.
Casuse the sportsman said he is tired of moving her shit.
I just reminded him that is what parents /family is for.


Peace
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