"I DON'T MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS I USED TO" HE CLAIMS;
"YOU'RE DRIVING A $350,000 CAR, @$$HOLE" THEY REBUT
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In news that might make Jason Caffey very sad, he was arrested yesterday for failing to pay roughly $100,000 in child support. He "isn't supporting multiple children in several states." Never a good move.
Of course, Caffey used the same excuse as so many of his deadbeat child-support dodging NBA forebearers have used- "I don't make as much money as I used to." I guarantee that's true! After all, Caffey did have a rather sudden end to his freeloading career. After bleeding every team he was on for far more money than he was worth, Caffey joined the Bucks. He immediately had an anxiety attack and skipped a game. Apparently, it's very stressful to be paid millions of dollars to contribute Scott Pollard-esque numbers. Then, after going public with this "condition", Caffey pledged to be more reliable and seek treatment. The treatment he sought was at a Toronto strip club, where along with Gary Payton and Sam Cassell, he allegedly assaulted a male stripper. His contract was quickly bought out, and he hasn't been back in the league since. The last you heard of him, he was getting cleared for those assault charges on the male stripper, and, you guessed it, getting arrested for not paying child support, back in February. If you were wondering what he has been up to, apparently he's been splitting time between driving his six cars around, ignoring his children, getting fatter, and getting arrested!
Stay classy, Jason Caffey!
Of course, Caffey used the same excuse as so many of his deadbeat child-support dodging NBA forebearers have used- "I don't make as much money as I used to." I guarantee that's true! After all, Caffey did have a rather sudden end to his freeloading career. After bleeding every team he was on for far more money than he was worth, Caffey joined the Bucks. He immediately had an anxiety attack and skipped a game. Apparently, it's very stressful to be paid millions of dollars to contribute Scott Pollard-esque numbers. Then, after going public with this "condition", Caffey pledged to be more reliable and seek treatment. The treatment he sought was at a Toronto strip club, where along with Gary Payton and Sam Cassell, he allegedly assaulted a male stripper. His contract was quickly bought out, and he hasn't been back in the league since. The last you heard of him, he was getting cleared for those assault charges on the male stripper, and, you guessed it, getting arrested for not paying child support, back in February. If you were wondering what he has been up to, apparently he's been splitting time between driving his six cars around, ignoring his children, getting fatter, and getting arrested!
Stay classy, Jason Caffey!
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