Dear Chicago and Indiana,
Your basketball teams are pathetic. Your Jokim Noah's are ugly as hell, and your Jermaine O'Neals are lethargic at best. You have some decent young talent, but your suckiness overshadows their abilities and hinders their development. You just received H.B.I.'s* from our bench on back-to-back nights. Clean up your act or the next time we play you, were just going to send the Utah Flash and let Gabe Puitt kick the sh*t out of you.
Your mothers should all be ashamed,
NIC
* Hot Beef Injection
In more important news Donnie Walsh has left the Pacers and taken over one of Isiah Thomas' positions as the new GM of the New York Knicks. He's only been with the Knicks for one day and as you can see, he's already getting in the spirit.
Big Baby got a mohawk. Its hard to imagine that an outspoken, 6'8", chubby hustle machine, nicknamed "Big Baby" cause he looks like a huge baby, could become even more of a novelty, but he's managed to do just that. When asked why he got the haircut, he said he always wanted a mo-hawk. Above is a pic of his new doo.
Kendrick Perkins will be appearing at Modell's Sporting goods in Nashua NH on Thursday. If you missed him at Filene's Basement here's your chance. Don't f*ck it up or youll feel his wrath.
Speaking of H.B.I.'s I noticed that Celticsblog has now teamed up with the BostonGlobe online to ensure that greater Boston gets easy access to mundane Celtics coverage. I find this quite ironic considering all Celticsblog does is link to Globe articles. If the Globe now sends people back to Celticsblog, this will just create a vicious cycle, maybe even a wormhole in the internet or a rift in space-time. Im not taking any chances and staying farrrr away from Celticsblog.Source URL: https://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/04/what-friggin-joke-celtics-bench.html
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