GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH OF "MONTA ELLIS" DOES NOT DISAPPOINT
Last year we had Ray Allen getting busted by the fashion police while riding a moped through Italy, this year we have Monta Ellis, fresh off signing a lucrative extension with the Warriors, somehow tearing ligaments in his ankle in a "low speed" accident. Crashing strange vehicles at low speeds sends of "drunk off their ass" alarms in my brain, and considering Ellis' agent refuses to comment, I am going to jump to that conclusion. So, with $66mill practically in the bank, Monta got his swerve on and then rammed his tiny moped into a utility pole. We'll keep you posted on any future developments, like, when either Monta or his agent agrees to say anything about it. Top notch, Monta!
In conclusion and in summary, men who ride mopeds always look ridiculous, but fat men riding motorcycles is always hilarious. So, I give you an exclusive photo of Brian Scalabrine and Big Baby's romantic cross-country motorcycle escapades from this offseason.
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