Sunday, December 9, 2007

JAMAAL TINSLEY'S POSSE ATTACKED BY ASSAULT-WEAPON-WEILDING CLUBBERS


    'MEL MEL THE ABUSER' DODGES SEVERAL MORE BULLETS; NEEDS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF INDIANAPOLIS

    Incidents regarding Jamaal Tinsley are rapidly moving from hilarious to terrifying. His cars were riddled with bullets at 3am last night after a confrontation at a nightclub, this time at "Cloud 9". What we understand is that some haters were giving Tinsley and his boys a hard time about their sweet-ass cars, some words were exchanged, Tinsley's posse went to leave, and then realized they were being followed by two cars. Instead of going home, they pulled into a hotel parking lot and, logically, a shootout ensued. Before long, they were being sprayed with bullets, apparently from a friggin' ASSAULT RIFLE, and Tinsley's brother was shooting back like he was Jason Bourne. Luckily, everyone involved shot like they were on the set of The A-Team and only one person was injured (the Pacers' equipment manager, of all people, was shot in both elbows somehow). Of course, we can virtually guarantee that as the details come out this incident will get sketchier and sketchier.

    However, this is beyond ridiculous. We may need to intervene here. Our first word of advice for Jamaal Tinsley- whether it's your fault or not, you should probably stay the hell out of nightclubs in Indianapolis. He's just about to go on trial for the infamous "coat check fracas." Remember that?

    A grand jury indicted Tinsley on a felony charge of intimidation and misdemeanor counts of battery, disorderly conduct and intimidation in connection with the Feb. 6 fight...According to a police report, the bar manager said Tinsley threatened to kill him during the fight. The confrontation with the players followed another fight involving a person who employees thought was trying to steal coats from the coat check area, police said.


    Our second word of advice, don't hang around with guys like this:
    Police arrested one person in Tinsley's group, Antoine Toon, 31, on an outstanding warrant out of Georgia.


    So, in summary, the I*Heart*Celtics Plan for Success does not entail driving a sweet-ass Rolls-Royce around town at 2am with a huge posse, a dude on the lam, your hanger-on brother with a gun, to a nightclub in a town where you have had several dangerous altercations, WHILE AWAITING A FELONY CHARGE IN COURT IN ONE MONTH. Yamma hamma.

    Random Wikifacts: Did you know that Tinsley was known as 'Mel Mel the Abuser' in Rucker Park, or that he dropped out of high school? Both are true, according to Wikipedia. However, there is no mention of his off-the-court issues, which is precisely why Wikipedia is the most hilarious "source" in the world. We heart you, Wikipedia!Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/12/jamaal-tinsley-posse-attacked-by.html
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