Friday, September 26, 2008

Allan Houston - Back in Action!


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    It's almost the start of the NBA season, so you know that Allan Houston is going to sign with the Knicks. The annual dance between the Knicks' front office and their favorite 37-year-old hobbled multi-millionaire is a tribute to wasted money, wasted roster space, and complete front office idiocy. Generally, when a player bilks you out of dozens of millions of dollars and retires due to debilitating injuries.... you don't re-sign them after a couple years off. You cut that chord. However, the Knicks', their contract with the devil for handing them Patrick Ewing in the sham draft requires them to do something mind-meltingly stupid every month until the end of days.

    But who knows? There have been several players in their late thirties that have come back after years off due to injury and have been very productive. Penny Hardaway springs immediately to mind. Um... that's the best we can do at the moment. Penny- is that the best case scenario? Although, Penny didn't even really take that much time off completely away from the game. If you can think of better "best case scenario" for Houston and the Knicks, let us know. Anyway, rumor on the street is that the Knicks originally wanted similarly out-of-the-game-formerly-overpaid-Knicks-shooting-guard Glen Rice, but he was too busy beating the piss out of the aerobics instructor hiding in his estranged wife's closet.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/09/allan-houston-back-in-action.html
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