YOU GUESSED IT- EDDY CURRY! AND WHAT KIND OF HARASSMENT WAS IT? YOU GUESSED IT- DUDE ON DUDE!
From the always reliable NY Post:
Knicks center Eddy Curry was slapped with a shocking sex-harassment suit Monday by his former driver, who claims the 6-foot-11 hoopster tried to solicit gay sex from him.
The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave."
These charges sound absolutely ridiculous. But... are they so ridiculous that they couldn't possibly NOT be true? Perhaps! Now, if you don't want to hear about Eddy Curry semen in a towel being picked up by his chauffeur, or a series of racial slurs, close your eyes!
Curry also made Kuchinsky perform "humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them," the Manhattan federal court suit says.
Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racial discrimination, saying that Curry hurled slurs at him including "f---ing Jew," "cracker," "white slave," "white devil" and "grandmaster of the KKK."
Outrageous!
And in a disturbing episode reminiscent of some of the evidence in the manslaughter case against former Nets star Jayson Williams, Kuchinsky further claims in his suit that Curry pointed a "fully loaded" gun at him on at least two separate occasions to keep him from complaining about his treatment.
"Look, I have one in the chamber," Curry allegedly said.
Spooky. I*Heart*Celtics staffers are working around the clock to verify the credibility of a report that, also like Jayson Williams, Eddy Curry told Dwayne Schintzius to shoot his dog. This sounds like horrible treatment. This driver must want a ton of money from the overpaid fatass, right? Wrong!
But shortly after starting work, he soon found his duties fell well outside his job description and "progressively became Curry's "house-boy,'" his suit says. He is seeking $98,000 plus compensatory damages from the injured Knick, whose contract pays him $9.4 million this year.
Kuchinsky says he is owed $68,000 in unpaid wages, as well as $25,000 in expenses for which Curry never repaid him.
So, from what I can tell, this guy wants about $200,000 from Curry- this couldn't have been settled out of court? Doesn't Curry have cars worth more than that? Why would his lawyers let this get to trial? Don't they realize that Curry will forever be known for "Come and touch it, Dave" like Vick is known as Ron Mexico? I'm not too confident with Curry's representation... but here is their side of the story.
[Curry's] lawyer, Kelly Saindon, denied all of Kuchinsky's allegations, calling them "absolutely untrue," and saying he began making a series of claims for unpaid wages several months ago, upping the ante each time.
Saindon said Curry took a chance on hiring Kuchinsky despite a criminal record that includes a three-year prison sentence for a 1992 burglary in New Jersey. He also got three years' probation in a 2004 resisting-arrest case in the Garden State, records show.
"It's shocking that Eddy opened his home to a convicted felon out of prison, and gave him a job when he couldn't find a job, and this is what comes out of it," she said. "The entire thing is preposterous."
Seems like they should have just paid the unpaid wages a while back and just be done with it. Then again, Curry is a member of the Knicks franchise, who thought it wise to go to trial with a woman that they ritualistically harassed over a long period of time, that way the whole organization could be ritualistically publicly humiliated by said woman... and THEN pay her the $11 million she was seeking.
Memo to Eddy Curry- if one of your employees wants a little extra coin after you part ways, and you've been treating him like a lowly manservant whilst "hurling racial slurs" at him and telling him to touch your weiner... just open up your wallet. Hell, even if none of the allegations are true, open up your wallet and be glad that you don't have to go to trial with someone who will make scurrilous accusations. And, figure "lesson learned" and DON'T HIRE A CONVICTED FELON TO BE YOUR DRIVER. Felons are felons for a reason.
Anyway, thanks to Eddy not consulting I*Heart*Celtics as legal council, it looks as though we're going to get another outrageous Knicks-related trial, probably during some of the slowest sports news months of the year. So, everybody except for the people involved is a winner!Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2009/01/latest-knick-to-be-accused-of-sexual.html
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