Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Gross Factor X 1000




    Heres the deal. The disclaimer. I'm gonna talk about this, cause ONE this lady doesn't know me from dick and I don't know her and she will probably never read my fucking blog. and honestly if she did then maybe she can get a fucking clue.

    Lets just put aside the fact that I am a super fucking germ freak. I also am a tad bit claustrophobic. Nothing abnormal about either of those.

    So here I am at the gym. Over my lunch hour. Limited freakin time here people.

    So I work out. I am sweating my fucking ass off. Now I'm not sure if the gym is keeping the air up to save money or to help me with my weight loss goals.
    but
    What the fuck! Its hotter than hell in there.

    So I finish my work out and go into the locker room.
    I do my thing. Im naked. I have my gym bag on the bench.
    No one else is in this row or even on the bench.

    I am trying to hurry and get dressed so I can get back to work.
    Then it happens.
    This rather large women backs her naked ass up and sits down, 1 almost on my fucking bag but 2 bare ass naked and sit directly on the fucking bench.

    All of sudden I started into super sweat. I started to get light headed. I could not believe this women just sat down full on vagina and ass on the bench.
    No towel.
    under her ass.
    Hello, this is where I sit my bag every fucking day.

    I feel a little like I might throw up. then more people come over to use the other bench. I feel like the room is closing in on me.

    I have to get out of here I am thinking to myself.
    I finally get to my car and I just sit there for a minute.
    Taking in what just happened.

    Now I now for most of you this is no fucking big deal.
    but
    for me it is huge.

    I was so freakin tramatized by the whole event I still couldnt shake it even after I got home that night.
    Then the next day I was a little nervous about going back for fear she would be there all naked again.
    Let me say I don't have a problem with naked people. I am even ok with overweight naked people.
    I am not ok with naked peopled sitting naked on a bench everyone uses.
    Why do I allow this shit to get to me?
    More so why do people feel the need to rub their naked ass all over the bench that other people have to sit down on.

    Seriously people.
     
     
     
     
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