The Nets, at the beginning of the game, looked like they could hang with our Celtics. Then, as the game wore on, we realized that Vince Carter is a pansy, Richard Jefferson has Ru Paul's voicebox, the Collins twin they have is pear-shaped, and Jason Kidd is distracted by his all-consuming fury over his ex-wife taking one of his french fries. The Celtics had a 21-point lead entering the fourth quarter.
The Celtics all played pretty well with the exception of Tony Allen, so I am going to focus my attention on GBBD. He played 17 minutes, went 2-5 from the floor, grabbed 6 offensive rebounds (8 total), and fouled out. He could have fouled out in 8 minutes if the refs were calling a tight game. That's pretty much the ideal production for GBBD. Smashing people and grabbing rebounds. More of the same!
I also have a bone to pick with anyone who says that Kendrick Perkins is the worst center in the Eastern Conference. Watch a Nets game, you ignoramus. This is what he gave the Nets last night- 16 minutes, 2 rebounds. He is horrendous, and he's been a starter for YEARS. The Nets' front office is criminally negligent for not addressing that position.
On to the superlatives.
MVP: Pierce. Taking control back!
LVP: Tony Allen looked awful.
Biggest Bust: Josh Boone. I think I ranked him pretty well in our draft thing, but dammit, he sucks.
Biggest Bust Part 2: Jamaal Magloire. Ughhhh....
Biggest Scandal: Richard Jefferson must be giving out blumpkins to every ref who will call a foul for him, because he was getting to the line for some of the most outrageous calls I have ever seen.
UP NEXT: Tuesday at Indiana.Source URL: https://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/11/nets-get-destroyed-jason-kidd-wishes-he.html
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