Name: Paul Pierce
Height: 6'7"
Nickname: The Truth
Nickname Given By: Big Aristotle
Childhood nickname: Bravdo
High School: Inglewood HS, CA
Made Varsity: High school junior
HS Youtube Gem:
College: Kansas
College Major: Crime and Deliquency Studies
College Major-Related Irony: Later stabbed by criminals and deliquents while hanging out with criminals and deliquents
Should Have: Payed attention in class, or at least finished his degree
Looks Like: A Sea Turtle
Pro-Athlete Kin: Former San Francisco Giant Steve Hosey
Clip That Needs To Be Put Up on Youtube Immediately: That press conference after he got thrown out of the Pacers playoff game where he put his face in a sling
Link to Paul Pierce Fathead: Here
Price of Paul Pierce Fathead: $99.99
What you should do if you buy Paul Pierce Fathead: Abandon all hope of ever seeing a boob
Inseason Residence: Lincoln, MA
Offseason Residence: Vegas
Lucky: Surviving getting stabbed in the face by gangsta rappers
Not lucky: Losing $20,000 hands at blackjack (all the time, from what my Vegas peeps tell me)
Rap Song References: GZA, "Fame" and TRU's "Where U From"
Most Dubious Wikipedia Fact: "Paul Pierce has also revealed that eating and playing with turkeys is his mode of relaxation."
Season Preview: If watching Paul for 9 seasons and this preseason is any indication, and it is, Pierce is going to have a year that will blow everyone's minds. SI predicted that he would be first team All-NBA, and why not? He is the centerpiece of an offense that has the most unselfish superstar in recorded history (KG) dominating the middle, a point guard that refuses to shoot setting him up, and a weakside shooter that will completely disallow a double-team on the perimeter, EVERYTHING is set up for Paul. We will finally see whether Paul is the superstar we have always maintained he is. In fact, if there has been a player of this generation better set up for personal and team success MORE than Paul is this year, please let me know. I don't think there is one. Since the whole offense will be run through him, we'd better hope that he's up for the challenge.Source URL: https://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/11/player-preview-paul-pierce.html
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