TONY HAS NON-PUNCHING HAND SURGERY

TONY'S THUMB IN HAPPIER DAYS
I*Heart*Celtics heartthrob Tony Allen underwent surgery to repair ligaments in his left thumb, which he injured in practice recently. We don't know how he injured it, so we can only assume that he did it during a face-fracturing hammerfist to some clown that dared cross him. In an I*Heart*Celtics exclusive, Bryan Doo is reported to have been fitted for a Rip Hamilton mask, which he will wear for the rest of the season.


BOSTON (AP) — Boston Celtics backup guard Tony Allen is expected to be sidelined for eight weeks after having thumb surgery on Wednesday. The operation repaired ligaments in the left thumb of the veteran of five NBA seasons, all with the Celtics. Allen was hurt during practice last week.

He is averaging 7.8 points in 40 games this season and 7.4 for his career. His career high of 11.5 points per game came in 2006-07, but he was limited to 33 games by a knee injury.

The surgery took place one day after the Celtics sent guard Sam Cassell and cash to the Sacramento Kings for a second-round pick in the 2015 draft. Cassell did not play for Boston this season.


The Celtics are pretty damn thin at the guard spot off the bench as a result, and they have a roster spot available now that Sam Cassell is hiking his warmup pants up past his nipples in SacTown, which is a far more appropriate place for him to do so. Stephen A. Smith is feverishly masterbating while fantasizing about the Celtics signing Stephon Marbury someway, somehow. Meanwhile, the Boston Celtics HR department has its fingers on the "Check Out" button at Amazon.com. In their basket? You guessed it - 1,000 copies of this sexual harassment defense video to protect the interns.



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