Watch the fouls, Perk.
Full Name: Unknown
Nickname: Perk
Former Nickname: Swamp Thing
Looks Like: Swamp Thing
Occupation: Beast
Second Result When Misspelling Kendrick Perkins and instead Googling "Kedrick Perkins": This
High School: Clifton J. Ozen High School
Stat Line Senior Year: 27.5 points, 16.4 rebounds, 7.8 blocked shots per game
Nickname In High School: Baby Shaq
College Choice If He Hadn't Gone Pro: Memphis
Reasons to go to Memphis: None
Things Basketball Players do at Memphis: Throw money at people, punch security guards, incite riots.
Number of times he smiles per year: 3.1
Name of Longtime Girlfriend: Vanity
Name of Baby Beast: Kendrick Perkins II
Interesting Article About High-School-Aged Perk Written By Some Dude Who Had Probably Just Watched Hoop Dreams: Here
Sweet Interview by the Perkisabeast boys:
What You Should Do If You Don't Love Perk After Watching That Video: Kill yourself
Season Preview: This will happen roughly 800 times.
Perk has a lot to prove, but has plenty of inspiration to play hard. Nearly every scouting report and season preview I've read has listed Perk as the worst starting center in the Eastern Conference, so right off the bat Perk will be hungry to prove that no man named Zaza is better than him. The Celtics extended Perk's contract last year through 2011, so he knows the team is loyal to him. Now Perk has to put some more effort in, go after every board as if it was made of gold and he was on welfare, and not get into foul trouble in the first quarter (early fouls are his biggest weakness).Source URL: https://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/10/player-preview-kendrick-perkins.html
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