First things first- Brandon Roy might be a young star, but talking smack during live play to Paul Pierce, the defending Finals MVP, is Spike-Lee-on-the-sidelines lame. You're not MJ, Larry Bird, Gary Payton or even a 39-year-old Sam Cassell. Even Sam-I-Am shoots better than 3-11 from the field and his vertical leap at this point makes Greg Ostertag look like Harold Minor. Sure, Roy nailed a nice turnaround after talking smack, which must have felt good for those two seconds, but his team still lost by 15. I don't get the Blazers, the team is full of "potential" players that make Chad Ford cream his pants, but they still start Steve Blake at point, and Greg Oden amazingly fouled out in 18 minutes. Brandon Roy is pretty much their only real option on offense, they have a team full of young athletic third or fourth bananas. Plus, I know that Greg Oden is a rookie but if he's been playing his whole life and he's 7 feet tall and 300+ pounds and that's what he is today........... um....... good thing they have LaMarcus. It also might not hurt to have a veteran or two on that team, Portland front office, and preferably a veteran that is not Steve Blake. Or the Vanilla Godzilla.
Anyway, the Celtics did what they have been doing during this whole streak, keep the game close through halftime, lay the hammer down, and then.... yell at Big Baby in a team huddle!?
In case you missed it, in other hilarious news, Big Baby cried like a little girl (no hyperbole) after Kevin Garnett yelled at him in a team huddle with the game pretty much decided. Please, please, SOMEBODY tell me what KG said to him that made him cry. Judging from Gabe Pruitt's completely disinterested expression sitting next to that blubbering bag of goo, this isn't out of character for the Baby Huey. I get the impression that Gabe Pruitt hears Big Baby cry several times a day, about completely inconsequential shit, because if that tubby behemoth was sobbing next to me you can bet your ass I would be staring. Gabe couldn't care less. We've heard some grumblings from Celtics camp that Big Baby is a prima donna, we know for a fact he's never in shape. Perhaps KG said something horrible about Big Baby's mother. Maybe he said the unthinkable- that modeling your NBA career after WWF great Yokozuna is a terrible idea. (That sound you hear is Nic crying.) I don't know. But all signs point to Big Baby being a Gigantic Pussy and please let me be the first to issue the clarion call to all Celtics fans to find the testicles Big Baby lost sometime during the NBA Finals victory celebration. We want the old Baby back.
UPDATE: Here's the Youtube video, while it lasts...
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