Wednesday, December 10, 2008

CELTICS WIN STREAK IN SERIOUS JEOPARDY; WIZARDS CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS


    SWING DEAL FOR TRAITOROUS FORMER CELTIC MIKE JAMES AND JAVARIS CRITTENDON; CELTICS STAFF SCRAMBLES FOR SCOUTING REPORTS ON THESE TWO RINGERS

    We remember Mike James, he came out of nowhere to have a decent two-year with the Heat and then played half a season with the Celts. If you need to be re-acquainted with him, check out his fawning Wikipedia page:

    The youngest of seven siblings, Mike's childhood was not without challenges. Crime, drugs, and violence troubled his neighborhood streets. Lack of social and economic opportunity made urban living grueling and difficult for Mike and his family. Undirected and uninspired, Mike found solace on the courts. More than recreation, basketball became his bloodline and a way to stay out of trouble. Mike's commitment and daily practice would soon payoff as he was invited to join the Amityville H.S. basketball squad. Unmatched and unbeatable, Mike performed extremely well. Despite his courtside accomplishments and extraordinary talent, no one believed Mike would ever play Division I basketball. Upon graduation, Mike proved every naysayer wrong when he earned a basketball scholarship to Duquesne University in Pittsburgh, PA.


    Another nugget:
    His personal motto is, "Failure is not an option".


    The Celtics are screwed, I tell you. Mike James has intimate knowledge of the Celtics battle station, er, team, and is the only man capable of exploiting its one fatal yet easily accessible weakness. This is the Wizards' Super Bowl. They are going to pull out all the stops, all the trick plays, and all the gimmicks. Lord only knows what kind of shenanigans a man named Javaris can bring to the table. The Celtics win streak is now officially ON THE ROCKS.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/12/celtics-win-streak-in-serious-jeopardy.html
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