GUZZLES LOSER JUICE
Chauncey Billups said that he didn't like the way the Celtics were celebrating after their crushing victory over the vastly overrated second-best team in the Eastern Conference from the worst hellhole in America.
Chauncey Billups did a little mocking of his own afterward in the Pistons' locker room, opining that the Celtics had celebrated like they had won the Super Bowl. There had been no such shenanigans from the Pistons three weeks ago in Boston when they knocked off the Celtics in the first "measuring stick" game of the season between these teams. And it will be a surprise if the Pistons do not use Saturday night's celebration as motivation when the teams meet for the third and final time of the regular season, March 5 in Boston.
That's right, Chauncey, I forgot... the Pistons usually celebrate by picking fights with Ron Artest and prompting the most embarrassing battle royale in league history.
Seriously, though... complaining about how the other team celebrates when you lose is THE lamest move in professional sports. Plus, I think whenever you do it you have to pay Ladanian Tomlinson royalties because he copyrighted it. It's akin to complaining about someone getting "lucky" on a shot or being "insensitive" when they dunk the f****** s*** out of the ball right on your dome.
Man up, Chauncey. You're known as a clutch player, mostly to yourself, but you botched the game terribly this time (airballs, missed free throws, wassup with that!?) and got lucky last time anyway. (If you were keeping score at home, I just broke my personal record for ignoring my own advice- two sentences! Unprecedented.)
It's nice to see the Celtics whooping it up in Auburn Hills. Although I was worried that some fatass wearing a Rasheed Wallace jersey was going to waddle onto the court to get punched in the face by Leon Powe, it didn't ruin the enjoyment of being a Celtics fan when they were winning huge games against division leaders. So, hopefully, the Celtics can make this a recurring theme.
Go C's, and keep on crying, Chauncey! At least you know that dozens of criminals in the Detroit area are naming their daughters after you, baldie.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/01/chauncey-billups-is-sore-loser-loser.html
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