WIZARDS ROUND 2

The Celtics were embarrassed on and off the court by the Wizards on Saturday night. On the court the Celtics suffered their first 4th quarter let down of the season. This was their 2nd loss in three games. This would have been fine last season when they never played 3 games without 2 losses, but coming into this game with only 3 losses on the season, this meant a lot.

Off the court, they were embarrassed when the Jolly Green Giant, who obviously is a raging Celtics fan with Shamrock pubes, had his genitals carted off by a frolicking pro-Wizards woodland creature. This Jolly Green propoganda was found on wiznutzz this weekend along with a solid game recap from bulletsforever, talking about the superb play of the "locksmith' Deshawn Stevenson and how the Wiz simply out hustled the Celts, specifically on the boards.



Some people might be flipping out over this (BP has probably smashed his Desperate Housewives collectable mugs by now), but that would be more rash than the time I went camping and wiped with leaves. First off, this team has played their butts off all season. Its only natural that they will suffer a little fatigued this time of year. Especially, after playing back to back to back games. Also, they were missing key starters in both losses and still they were in each loss to the very end and played hard down the stretch. These are the type of losses that will make them stronger and more determined, not the kind that will discourage them. Another reason to be optimistic is that the Celtics beat the crap out of a very hot (in a streaking sense) and healthy Nets team on Friday in the meadow-lands. Some haters will point out that the Celtics lost to the Wizards and Bobcats, two non-contenders. That is true, but at least were not the Pistons right now, who just got blown out by the KNICKS this weekend. The teams we lost to were at least talented and respectable and the games were close. Panicking is simply not necessary.
Tonight the Celtics are fortunate enough to have a rematch against the Wizards. After the Celtics take care of business, all will be forgotten, they can move on from the loss, and hopefully the Jolly Green Giant will have his penis returned to him in good shape. Rondo is still questionable for tonight's game. but by now we know Tony Allen can provide more than enough 'spaz' to fill his void. Yes the Wizards are good, but the bottom line is that they were fortunate to come away with the win on Saturday and tonight it will be Washington who loses their genitals.


Prediction: Celtics 120- Wizards 87Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/01/wizards-round-2.html
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