Monday, March 31, 2008

Return from Mexico

    Hello, babydolls! Alex and I got back from Tulum, Mexico last night, and it was amazing. White beaches, crystal clear water, snorkeling...now I understand why people take beachy vacations. Alex swam like a little fish for hours every day, and the food -- margaritas, guacamole, fish tacos -- was fresh and spicy and incredible. It was such a relaxing and romantic trip, and I wish we could fly right back. More photos here...

    Have a great afternoon, and I look forward to catching up! xoSource URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

SUNS SPEND EVENING BITCHING, CELTICS SPEND EVENING BITCH-MAKING




    WHAT ELSE IS NEW? CELTICS ARE 24-5 AGAINST THE WEST THIS SEASON. WHY THEY BLEW THE LAST TWO GAMES IS ANYBODY'S GUESS, BUT NOW THEY'RE BACK ON TRACK

    This game was mostly a blowout. Nothing really was shocking- Shaq looked awful, the ESPN people were talking about how great the Shaq move was, all the Celtic starters scored in double figures... I guess the real story was Rondo's outstanding performance against Nash. Rondo had 14 points, 6 assists, 6 rebounds, 1 turnover. Nash had 12 points, 9 assists, 2 rebounds, 1 turnover. However, Nash was -23 for the game whereas Rondo was +17. Noice.... The signature moment in this game, in my opinion, came in the decisive third quarter when the Celtics put the game away. Rondo was isolated against Nash at the top of the key, dealt him the reverse crossover, which froze him completely, allowing our boy Rondo to cruise on by for an uncontested layup. Hey Steve, Rondo's reaction is better than your better.

    UP NEXT: Revenge against the Hornets, Friday.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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GERALD GREEN SHOULD BE PLAYING IN THE NBA



    Special thanks to a person whose name rhymes with Great Wiggum for sending me this article from our buddies over at SI- nobody has picked up Gerald Green, proving that crappy teams in the NBA couldn't build a respectable franchise if you literally HANDED lottery pick talent to them. Here is what Gerald Green can do better than most in the league- shoot, play basketball with fewer than 10 fingers, dunk the hell out of the ball, and live with his mom. Fans of franchises in the lottery this year should sue their teams for negligence and gross misconduct for not snapping Gerald up right away.

    Drafted by one of the league's most storied franchises, Green opened the eyes of scouts and coaches alike with a mesmerizing display of athleticism in the NBA's post-draft summer league for the Celtics in 2005. The following year, Green announced his presence on the national stage by winning the dunk contest during All-Star weekend. He also had some productive games for Boston, making him an intriguing acquisition for Minnesota in last summer's Kevin Garnett trade.

    But now, less than a month after a second-place finish in another dunk contest, Green is sitting at home in Houston without a contract, his career at a crossroads at age 22.


    I am not concerned at all for Gerald's wellbeing. He can go over and play in any country in Europe or the Middle East and make a fine living. He won't starve. What I am concerned about is how blindingly stupid the dregs of the NBA are for not picking him up. Do people realize that Brian Cardinal is still in the NBA? That Casey Jacobson, career average of 5ppg on less than 40% shooting, is still collecting a paycheck as a long-range shooting SPECIALIST!? Do you realize that he is shooting TWENTY-THREE PERCENT FROM THREE POINT RANGE THIS SEASON!? The Grizzlies front office obviously has about fifty different cognitive disabilities between them, but is there anyone in the world that would look down the Grizzlies bench and say- "These guys are building for the future, they have Brian Cardinal AND Casey Jacobson. They also have Kwame Brown. These guys know what they're doing." OF COURSE NOT.

    Now, granted Gerald plays in the most overstocked position in the league, shooting guard. I also know that Gerald is not prized for his defense. Here's what I say about that- who gives a crap. Gerald can score, and he can score fast. He can shoot from anywhere and he's exciting to watch. He does not have a bad attitude that I ever witnessed in Boston- although this article makes him sound like a pissant in Minnesota, I'd be more worried about him if he loved it there. Sure, every player loves not playing, not getting a contract extension, playing for a terrible team with a dumbass coach and a Frankenstein monster GM in a city where the most fun you can have is sit around and hope Prince happens to walk by. Gerald was treated like crap in Minnesota and ask KG if being a Timberwolf is an enjoyable experience. Sprewell would rather get his yacht impounded by the IRS than play for the Timberwolves for $20 million. If given the choice between playing for the Wolves or getting your toenails ripped out in a Turkish dungeon, 99% of players said they would prefer the dungeon. In fact, the only person who said that he wanted to play in Minnesota was Mark Madsen.

    In Houston Gerald got hosed when the team got squeezed in the big man department... so it's not like Gerald has been run out of the league on a rail. My point is that someone should have picked him up the moment he hit the market. Here are Gerald's numbers from his last year with the Celtics- 10.4ppg, 42% FGs, 37% threes, 80% from the line. And that was playing with a paranoid schizophrenic as a coach. Here's the best part- even in a year (this year) when he got no minutes, no respect, and was playing in an offense that was incoherent, Gerald got better at rebounding the ball, passing the ball, attacking the basket (more FT's per 36 minutes), and defense. THOSE ARE THE AREAS EVERYONE WANTS HIM TO IMPROVE!!! The fact that a 22-year-old shooter with a 45 inch vertical that has already averaged 10ppg IN THE NBA is unemployed while teams in the lottery are salivating over 20-year-old undersized 2 guards like Eric Gordon would be mind-boggling if it weren't for the fact that the same teams are in the lottery every year and we have come to expect incompetence out of them.

    So, keep your chin up, Gerald, but I wouldn't start looking at real estate in a lottery team's area, I'd make a hard sell in Phoenix. Methinks you are a tad better than Eric Piatkowski, DJ Strawberry, Arlando Tucker, and Gordon Giricek, and the Suns are a team that may actually be smart enough to give you a chance.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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Monday, March 24, 2008

Celtics Slackin' As They Drop 2nd Straight To Philly


    WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LEON POWE, CELTICS LOOKED LETHARGIC TONIGHT. SURE THE SIXERS DON'T COMPLETELY SUCK, BUT COME ON! AI AND CO PLAYED OUT OF THEIR MINDS, BUT THE REAL PROBLEM WAS THAT THE CELTICS JUST COULDN'T BE BOTHERED. SURE, THIS LOSS MEANS NOTHING, BUT IT IS ALWAYS EMBARRASSING TO LOSE TO MEDIOCRE TEAMS AT HOME.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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MEET PJ BROWN



    The Celtics signed him weeks ago, it's about time we gave him his due and wrote his I*Heart*Celtics profile.

    Real Name: Not PJ. Call him Collier Brown, Jr. Where the "PJ" comes from, I don't know, but I can affirm that he's not named after Eddie Murphy's claymation show. He should be. I loved that show!

    Other Famous PJ's: PJ Harvey, PJ O'Rourke, my NASA PJ's when I was a kid

    Born In: America's city- Detroit! How the hell Detroit got to host the Super Bowl will vex me until the day I die. I think the only person that has loved life in Detroit was their mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, who was allegedly slipping it to his top aide... he was having a blast until he got charged with a felony. Buzzkill!

    Birthday: October 14, 1969. Why does that date ring a bell? Why, because it's the same day the United Kingdom introduced the fifty-pence coin!
    Looks Like:"Mars Attacks" alien.

    FUN FACT! Favorite actor is Denzel Washington!

    Grew up in: Louisiana.

    College: Louisiana Tech. The list of alumni reveals that many of the most annoying people in the world came from this school. Karl "Whispering Gibberish at the Free Throw Line" Malone, Terry "Meth-addict Attention Span" Bradshaw, religious wackjob placekicker Matt Stover, and USC head coach who gives scholarships to Master P's kids/asswipe Tim Floyd. If it wasn't for Theresa Weatherspoon putting the WNBA on the map to stay with her persistent roof-raising, Louisiana Tech would have a sullied national reputation.

    Drafted: 29th in the 1992 draft. (Hilarious/notable names in that year's draft that we mention all the damn time on this blog- Big Aristotle, TODD FREAKING DAY, half-assed former Celtic Tom Gooooooogliotta, Harold Miner, Doug Christie, Oliver Miller, Latrell, AND, last but not least, the Bat Boy himself, Popeye Jones.)

    One more thing. Who was drafted 10th overall that year? You guessed it. Adam Keefe.

    After being drafted by the Nets, PJ Played With:
    Panionios, in Greece.

    Who were the stars of the Nets when he played with them: Derrick Coleman, Kenny Anderson, and Drazen Petrovic. I know, I know, I am forgetting someone... IHeartCeltics lifetime achievement award winner Dwayne Schintzius! Here's a quote from Wikipedia that I enjoyed:

    The team struggled through the rest of the decade. During the mid-1990s the NBA's main image problem was that of the selfish, immature athlete and if one wanted to see a team that embodied that image, all one had to do was look at the Nets. In 1995, Coleman was featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated as the poster child of the selfish NBA player, but with Anderson, Benoit Benjamin, Dwayne Schintzius and Chris Morris also on the roster, there were plenty of candidates for SI to choose from. The team's image was so poor that in an effort to shed its losing image, management considered renaming the team "Swamp Dragons" in 1995, but rejected the idea. In both the 1994-95 and 1995-96 seasons, the Nets finished with identical 30-52 records.


    What the f#$% is a Swamp Dragon!? Glad you asked. Apparently, they "are small, fly badly and tend to explode, due to the generation of various flammable gases in their internal plumbing" and have "corrosive saliva". Also, just so you know, "A male Swamp Dragon is called...a cock between eight and fourteen months, a snood between fourteen months and two years, and a cobb between two years and death."

    The more you know. Of course, nothing helps a franchise's image more than slapping a "swamp dragon" logo on Derrick Coleman's chest! After 8 months, he would, officially, be a cock.

    Back to PJ Brown!

    Known for: Defense. Collier is a three-time NBA Defensive Second Team. He was one of the heavy-handed enforcers for the mind-numbingly awful Knicks-Heat rivalry. Remember, back in the day, when Pat Riley did everything in his power to destroy the game of basketball by walking the ball up the floor at all times, posting up Tim Hardaway ad nauseum, and fouling the ever-loving sh!t out of anyone that gets within 20 feet of the basket. Alonzo was the sheriff, and PJ was his loyal deputy. PJ is third among active players in fouls, and 51st alltime.

    Biggest Controversy: PJ has won a sportsmanship award, in 2004, so he has a pretty squeaky clean image... so people think. I feel the need to remind everyone of those horrible, horrendous Heat-Knicks games once again. In 1997, during game 5 of the Eastern Conference semifinals, with the Heat down 3 games to 2, PJ bodyslammed the bajeezus out of Charlie Ward and incited a bench-clearing brawl. In David Stern's infinite wisdom, he suspended some of the Knicks for Game 6 and other for Game 7. Surprising no one, the Knicks lost both games and the series. I still think that PJ was ordered to start a fight, but that's mostly because I think Pat Riley's loose morals, ruthless desire to win, hatred for the Knicks organization, and hatred for the game of basketball in general gave him more than enough reasons to order the hit. Likewise, PJ Brown's otherwise calm demeanor yet lockstep loyalty to his franchise would make him the perfect man for the job. Of course, the strategy worked. The saddest part of this story is that David Stern still hasn't learned his lesson about suspending people for "leaving the bench area," perhaps the most useless and easily abused rule in the universe. Since this incident, PJ has won a bunch of sportsmanship awards in the NBA, which I didn't even knew existed until I underwent this exhaustive research project regarding the man.

    HIS OFFENSIVE GAME:
    PJ Brown is the only member of the Celtics that will never have an explosive offensive performance under any circumstances. Let's put it this way- he averaged 10 points per game AT LOUISIANA TECH. I don't even know what conference they're in. He can hit the mid-range jumper, utilizing a Marcus Camby-esque release. If I ever see the Celtics run a play for him, I will immediately stick my head in the oven. He's a solid offensive player, but he's more in the "he won't screw up" category instead of the "you have to guard the crap out of this guy or he will murder you" category. That being said, he's one of the more useful players to have on the bench because he can do pretty much everything you need at a sufficient level.

    SUMMARY:

    PJ is a good dude that will do whatever you ask him to do. He will stick an elbow jumper, grab a tough rebound, or layeth the smacketh down. He's made $70 million dollars in the league and he knows how to run things.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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Friday, March 21, 2008

One more thing before I go...

Mexico Swims

    Tomorrow morning, Alexei and I are flying to Mexico where we'll look like these people. I'm so excited and need a break more than ever. Have a wonderful week, my dear readers!
    P.S. Isn't that last dude someone famous?Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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SCALABRINE UNHARMED IN CHUCK E. CHEESE DEBACLE


    CELTIC SUPERSTAR NOT PRESENT WHILE MANIAC RAN AROUND SPITTING ON PEOPLE WHILST SCREAMING "I HAVE HEPATITIS C"

    MANHEIM TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- A man running around a Lancaster County Chuck E. Cheese restaurant on Thursday evening was spitting and yelling "I have hepatitis C," police said.


    Early reports indicated that Celtic megastar Brian Scalabrine was present while this dude was running wild, but those reports have been proven to be false. Brian Scalabrine was not at Chuck E. Cheese at the time of the incident, he was on an epic Beef and Cheddar binge at an Arby's in Dallas at the time. These erroneous reports can probably be traced to the fact that if something really friggin' weird happens at a Chuck E. Cheese, 99.7% of the time it is Scalabrine related. In late October, Scalabrine was rumored to have descended upon the Leominster, MA Chuck E. Cheese while slobbering and screaming "I have hungry belly," which kind of sounds like, "I have hepetitis C", which in turn added to the confusion among early reports. These rumors were never independently verified.


    Manheim Township police said they arrived at the Chuck E. Cheese of Fruitville Pike around 7:45 p.m. and found David Ecenrode, 45, of Ephrata outside the restaurant. He was taken to a local hospital. Police said they have not confirmed whether he has hepatitis C.

    "He was running around acting crazy and spitting, which I think that was probably most significant cause for concern because you're in an eating establishment and this guy's spitting and then on top of that announcing that he has Hepatitis C," said Sgt. Tom Rudzinski.


    Thankfully, no one was hurt. Scalabrine immediately ordered 5 Family Saver combos to show his solidarity with those effected.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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CELTICS MESS WITH TEXAS; THEN MESS WITH TEXAS' SISTER, GIRLFRIEND, AND MOTHER


    CELTICS SHOOT 34% BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO BEAT AN OVERRATED WESTERN CONFERENCE TEAM; RAY ALLEN COMES BACK, HITS THE GAME WINNER; JKIDD IMMEDIATELY GOES TO MICKY D'S TO PICK A FIGHT OVER FRENCH FRIESSource URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Unbelievable: Doc Rivers can hit the .500 mark as Celtics' Coach with a win tonight



    How good has this season been for the C's? So good, that with a win tonight, Doc Rivers will be at .500 for his career as the Celtics' coach. Yes, the man who went 57-107 over the last two seasons is now 156-157 in Boston.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Notes on the Rockets Game


    I just have to throw in some comments here:

    1) The Rockets had won 22 games in a row, but had only sold out 8 straight games. You know a fanbase sucks when the team is in the middle of an exciting playoff run when they could be the 1 seed or out of the playoffs and the team can't even sell out. What the hell.

    2) T-Mac's comment that the Celtics play the best defense he's ever seen was a great compliment. First of all, T-Mac himself is a very, very good defender. Second, he has been a one-man show practically his whole career and is used to seeing tight defense every night. Third, remember what he did to Bruce Bowen back in the day?



    If you can play good defense, you can play with anybody. So, thanks Kevin Garnett for being such a maniac. You may throw the ball away in the closing seconds against the Spurs because you're such a spazz, but the Celtics are the best team in the league because of your defensive intensity.


    3) I am going to say it loud and say it proud, the Western Conference is nowhere nearly as good as everyone says. Granted, the 8th seed in the West will have a 60% winning percentage whereas the 8th seed in the East will be under .500.... but the Rockets start Dikembe Mutumbo (who has been collecting social security for 3 years) and Skip 2 My Lou and they're battling for the top seed in the West. While the Celtics caught the Rockets on an off night, good teams don't get blown out at home.

    The rest of the West is good, but all but two have a major flaw. The Suns can't guard ANYBODY and their offense looks terrible. The Spurs are old, have lost their swagger completely, and Tim Duncan is finally getting exposed for being the least clutch superstar since Karl Malone. The Mavs have taken a big step backwards with the Kidd trade. The Hornets have been spotty since the All-Star break... was it the Bonzi Wells trade that did it, or is it the fact that Byron Scott is an ignoramus that could be outcoached by Nic and Chap's dad any day of the damn week. The Golden State Warriors are dangerous when they're on, but they have some puzzling losses and are injury prone. (Plus, they are not nearly as funny as when they had Jason Richardson filling people's cars with popcorn.) Then, you have the Nuggets, who are barely in the conversation because they have exactly zero perimeter defense and they have passed the Nets for having the greatest percentage of douchebags on one team. (Hovering around 90%.)

    I think the Jazz are a well-constituted team without glaring weaknesses (having addressed the weird lack of a three-point shooter but trading for chubby chaser Kyle Korver). Still, there are several teams that match up very favorably against them. The Lakers are obviously very good, but I'm not convinced that Andrew Bynum is going to be back full strength this year. Even if he is, there's always a rough patch when a starter comes back.

    The fact of the matter is this- there is no team that the Celtics should fear. They match up well against everybody in the league, as proven by their stellar record against Western Conference opponents this year.

    4) Paul Pierce is capable of picking up for Ray Allen when Jesus gets hurt. Since Jesus gets hurt all the time, this is very, very good for Paul's massive-ass ego. Plus, the coaching staff has done a much better job at managing minutes in the second half of the season, and even (gasp!) lets starters take their time to heal. Remember when Wally was playing 40 minutes a night for a horrible team with ankles held together with sticky tack? That's SO last year.

    5) The Celtics bench is the best in the league. I don't care what anybody says. Every player that gets minutes, with the exception of PJ Brown, can catch fire on any given night. Last night, the Celtics got 21 points from Powe and 10 rebounds from Posey. On another night, those numbers will come from completely different players. Case in point, Cassell went bananas against the Spurs while didn't do anything but turn the ball over last night, whereas Powe didn't even play against the Spurs and went apesh!t against the Rockets. If there's another team like that in the league right now, I don't know who it is. Additionally...

    6) Doc appears to have FINALLY learned to play the guys that are getting the job done instead of consulting the magic 8 ball, astrologists, and Ouija boards the night before the game. I never thought I would say this, and it may come back to haunt me... but Doc has learned how to manage a game! The fact that he hasn't screwed things up makes him deserving of Coach of the Year, and I am saying that with very little sarcasm.

    UP NEXT: Dallas Mavericks and our old nemesis, Jason Kidd. The team has hired Morgan Spurlock to convince Big Baby and Scalabrine to stay the hell away from McDonald's french fries just for two days in case Jason Kidd is around. However, the smart money is on one of the two tubby Celtics to show up with a black eye.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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The Return of the Nice Guy

    Many guys seem to feel that, in order to get the girl, they need to act cool, silent and stand-off-ish. But here's a secret: Most girls actually prefer NICE guys. I've always gone for friendly, funny, nice guys, not some weird dismissive dude.

    We were talking about this the other day, and Alex said that he used to think girls weren't attracted to nice guys, so he'd tried to act mysterious. But years later, he realized that his actual nice personality worked. He said he wished he'd had a Jim-from-the-Office as a role model when he was younger.

    Here's to John Krasinski, making guys nicer and girls swoonier all over the world.

    (Photos from Best Life, via I Heart You.)Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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Escape Fantasy: Toast

Celtics Stop Streaking Rockets

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

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DIKEMBE'S DRAFT CLASS OF 1991: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?


    The Celtics play the Rockets tonight, and I must remind you that their starting center, Dikembe Mutumbo, is an old-ass dude. Back when he was drafted out of Georgetown, his home country was still called Zaire. His rookie year was 1991- back during the first Gulf War was a-goin' on, when the Super Nintendo was coming out, Bill Clinton was announcing he was running for president, and when Anita Hill was arguing with Clarence Thomas' about pubic hairs on sodas. Dikembe was taken with the fourth pick out of Georgetown in 1991- here is what other people in his draft class are doing today.

    Larry Johnson (1st pick)- After his Grandma-ma days ended in the mid-90's, Johnson became a plodding pre-Antoine Walker chucker from the outside. He had some great games, he banked in three pointers, he converted outrageously called four-point plays, he called the Knicks a team of "rebellious slaves", he made that annoying LJ arm symbol again and again at the weirdest possible moments, and Bill Walton once said that his play was a "disgrace to the game of basketball." Johnson contemplated a comeback with (who else!?) the Knicks in a "leadership role" in 2007, but the Knicks decided that they were too happy with the inspired play of Quentin Richardson to make room for him.

    Kenny Anderson (2nd pick)- We love him for what he did for the Celtics, he last played in 2005, and these days he is coaching for the Atlanta Krunk. Awesome. He is also known for giving an assload of his assets to the Real World castmember he married and raising a daughter named Christenese that he had with DJ Spinderella from Salt 'n Peppa.

    Billy Owens (3rd pick)- Never lived up to expectations, but his Wikipedia page goes far beyond my wildest expectations with this nugget about his current activities: "He currently resides in Blue Bell, Pennsylvania and has three children, 5'10", 12 year old Billie, 4'6", 7 year old Chaz and his twin sister, 4'5" skyla. He is married to Nicole Owens." Whoever tracked down the height of each of Billy Owens' children, I salute you.

    Steve Smith (5th pick)- Perhaps the greatest NBA Player of All Time That Ran With a Limp, this knock-kneed three point threat hobbled around the court as if he got rapped in the knees by Tonya Harding's boyfriend every morning. Regardless, he had a stellar NBA career and after retiring in 2005, he has worked as an announcer for the Hawks and has also recently gave $2.5 million to his alma mater, Michigan State, who immediately took the money and stuffed it into the backseat of a Hummer they were giving to a five-star recruit.

    Doug Smith (6th pick)- Bill Walton said that he was going to be the "next Karl Malone," but this former Celtic only averaged 8ppg until he was out of the league in 1999. I would have more information on him, but Doug Smith happens to be the most generic name of all time making him impossible to Google. I do know that he has played professionally in Canada as recently as 2005.

    Luc Longley(7th pick)- Most well known for getting stung by scorpions while sorting his CD collection, Longley has been out of the league since 2001.

    Stacey Augmon (9th pick)- Amazingly, this mediocre player played in the NBA as recently as 2007, when he was waived by the Nuggets. "The Plastic Man" had an incredible amount of hype when Bill Walton proclaimed on draft night, "Russell begat Kareem, Kareem begat Magic, and so Magic has begat the Plastic Man." Unfortunately, Augmon never lived up to his nickname, but he did have a decent career and also managed to name one of his kids "Justice."

    Brian Williams (10th pick)- Brian Williams used to hang out with Billy Corgan, who said that Williams was a terrible, terrible singer in what amounts to be one of the strangest insults of all time. Williams changed his name to Bison Dele, retired in 2000 while leaving over $30 million at the table, and was allegedly murdered at sea by his psychotic con artist brother in 2002.

    Stanley Roberts (23rd pick)- This dude was kicked out of the league for drugs in 1999. Lord knows what he's been up to since then.

    Rick Fox (24th pick)- This Canadian, ADD-riddled, sex addict sissypants is best known for getting into slap fights with Doug Christie and his psychotic wife. He is also known for banging strangers, spending 2 1/2 hours on his hair every morning, and general douchebaggery.

    Randy Brown (31st pick)- This former Celtic was best known for being a spazzoid during MJ's second three-peat and being the star player on one of the most horrific teams of all time (the post-lockout Bulls), but now he's an assistant coach for the Sacramento Kings.

    Doug Overton (40th pick)- this former Celtic is now an assistant coach at Delonte West's alma mater (though I doubt Delonte graduated), St. Joseph's in Philly.

    Richard Dumas (46th pick)- Got off to a strong start in the NBA by getting suspended for his first season for drug abuse. It didn't get much better from there, but he continued an overseas and USBL career until 2003.

    Ike Austin (48th pick)- After coming back from a very successful tenure in Turkey, Austin won the Most Improved Player in 1997. He was then signed to an outrageously ridiculous contract by the Orlando Magic and promptly sucked for the rest of his career. Last we heard he was coaching for the Utah Snowbears in the ABA.

    Zan Tabak (51st pick)- It is difficult to differentiate between tall, pasty, uncoordinated, foreign-sounding white clompers that played for the Celtics in the 1990's. Zan Tabak was one of them, and he actually kept playing long after his Celtic days of running around aimlessly like a wind-up toy. He won a Spanish league championship in 2005 and has been working as an international scout for the Knicks. Whatever they are paying him, it's not enough!Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/
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Poll: Do you drink milk?

    I have something really weird to tell you.....I drink milk. When I order it in coffee shops, people think I’m nuts and never know what to charge me. But milk is so delicious. Do you drink glasses of milk, dear readers? I'm so curious!
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