Friday, March 21, 2008

SCALABRINE UNHARMED IN CHUCK E. CHEESE DEBACLE


    CELTIC SUPERSTAR NOT PRESENT WHILE MANIAC RAN AROUND SPITTING ON PEOPLE WHILST SCREAMING "I HAVE HEPATITIS C"

    MANHEIM TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- A man running around a Lancaster County Chuck E. Cheese restaurant on Thursday evening was spitting and yelling "I have hepatitis C," police said.


    Early reports indicated that Celtic megastar Brian Scalabrine was present while this dude was running wild, but those reports have been proven to be false. Brian Scalabrine was not at Chuck E. Cheese at the time of the incident, he was on an epic Beef and Cheddar binge at an Arby's in Dallas at the time. These erroneous reports can probably be traced to the fact that if something really friggin' weird happens at a Chuck E. Cheese, 99.7% of the time it is Scalabrine related. In late October, Scalabrine was rumored to have descended upon the Leominster, MA Chuck E. Cheese while slobbering and screaming "I have hungry belly," which kind of sounds like, "I have hepetitis C", which in turn added to the confusion among early reports. These rumors were never independently verified.


    Manheim Township police said they arrived at the Chuck E. Cheese of Fruitville Pike around 7:45 p.m. and found David Ecenrode, 45, of Ephrata outside the restaurant. He was taken to a local hospital. Police said they have not confirmed whether he has hepatitis C.

    "He was running around acting crazy and spitting, which I think that was probably most significant cause for concern because you're in an eating establishment and this guy's spitting and then on top of that announcing that he has Hepatitis C," said Sgt. Tom Rudzinski.


    Thankfully, no one was hurt. Scalabrine immediately ordered 5 Family Saver combos to show his solidarity with those effected.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/03/scalabrine-unharmed-in-chuck-e-cheese.html
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