ANOTHER REASON TO HATE LEBRON JAMES

"No, Lebron, *giggle* I'm telling you! Just dribble around, crash into people, and fall down! It will work every time!"



Thanks to the Cleveland Scene (via Deadspin) for this disgusting example of Lebron James being an ass:


It went down like this: LeBron pulls up in his Mercedes outside XO. People stop and try not to stare, but c'mon, it's LeBron James. He enters the restaurant with a group of friends. On this special occasion, the King decides to dine late. He keeps his group there until around 3:45 a.m. During this time the waiter obsequiously pours drinks and fetches anything else His Greatness needs.

The final bill comes to $800. By the feudal laws of decorum, which stipulate that the affluent should administer a 20 percent gratuity, staffers figured they'd be pocketing an extra $160. But when they fetched the autographed bill after His Heinousness bolted back to Akron, their expectation turned to disbelief, then anger.

LeBron stiffed them with a meager $10 tip. This is what French nobles like to call your requisite Bourgeois Bitch-Slap. The waiter wouldn't even take it, tired of being shat on by guys like LeBron.

Still, at least the self-proclaimed King of Ohio didn't pull a Bernie Kosar — who gets sloshed at the bar and then has to remind the waiters of who he is before he stiffs them.


I particularly loved the Bernie Kosar slam at the end. I wasn't expecting that one. However, being ever so slightly less of a douche than Bernie Kosar is no compliment- Kosar is the dude who I heard threw a football into the face of Miami's school president back in the day.

But back to the point at hand- if you are a lousy tipper, you are a horrible human being. It's that simple. If you don't want to tip somebody, keep your miserable ass inside. Nobody wants to see you anyway. Of course, if you are closing in on being worth half a billion dollars, and you don't want to tip, you should be sent to federal prison.

So here we have Cleveland residents, who are witnesses to a "screw you" tip after BronBron them at work until almost 4am. This reminds me of the time that Lebron refused to sign Ira Newble's petition to end the genocide in Darfur. Really, Lebron, you didn't know enough about the issue to sign it? Really? Is it that complicated of an issue? Don't you just have pity for Ira Newble trying to do something for somebody else? Is ENDING THE GENOCIDE IN DARFUR something you need to hit up the local library and bone up on before you sign a petition!?

He's as stupid as he is inconsiderate. There's a reason this dude has a website.

This new information just changed my prediction for tonight. Celtics 198, Cavs 52. Lebron's line, 2 points, 1-19 shooting, 11 turnovers, eternal damnation. Go Celtics.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/05/another-reason-to-hate-lebron-james.html
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