Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Heat Trade Giant Panda For Retarded Giraffe






    The Heat have apparently traded the robust Antoine Walker, Wayne Simien, and Michael Doleac for Ricky Davis and Mark "20 and 12" Blount.

    Has Pat Riley gone completely nuts? Let's break this thing down.

    I don't see how this helps the Heat at all. Ricky Davis, who acts like there is one second on the shot clock every time he touches the ball (including off of inbounds passes), is basically a crappy version of Dwayane Wade. Mark Blount is the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of the NBA: Ugly, annoying, and detested by everyone around him.

    The Wolves get a bit of a mish-mash. Simien was good at Kansas, although I can't remember him doing anything in the NBA. Walker is, well, overweight, shoots too much, and looks like a panda, although he's a good captain figure, and will be familiar with some of the ex-Celtics on the Wolves. Michael Doleac was probably added to the deal to give Mark Madsen someone to bowl with on road trips.

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