Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Celtics Demolish Hawks in Game 2; I<3Celtics Finds Statistical Evidence That Mike Bibby Sucks.




    A shout out to Sac Town Royalty for putting together this comprehensive analysis of the demise of Mike Bibby. One thing these graphs don't show is how much of a bitch he is. 5 years ago the guy was the premiere point guard in the NBA, now he is trading pot-shots with fans and Kendrick Perkins. Oh yeah, he also plays for the Hawks.

    After enraging Boston fans, Bibby again shot himself in the foot before last nights game calling out Perk, asking the media what Perk had ever done in his career? Someone should tell Mike that Perk is only 23 and that he is about to add "beat the sh*t out of Mike Bibby in Playoff game" to his list of accomplishments. After game 2 was said and done, Perk dominated and Bibby sucked. Perk dropped 8 and 9 and enforced the paint. Bibby went 2-7 from the field and looked noticeably uncomfortable the whole game. That might have something to do with the fact that every-time he touched the ball he received an onslaught of boos from perturbed Boston fans. Bibby was clearly rattled. Serves the little freak right. The irony of his remarks about Boston fans is that despite the blatant inaccuracy of the claim, Bibby plays in Atlanta of all places. A city where they literally don't even have a fanbase, let a lone a fair whether one. I will also add that he's extremely ugly and I hate him.

    A couple of thoughts from last night:


    -This series is a joke. The Hawks are terrible. They were several games below .500 and sucked before and after they got Bibby. This is an insult for the Celtics to be on the same court as them. Just because a team makes the playoffs does not mean they are good.

    -Speaking of jokes, how about Joe Johnson. Once a taboo word for Celtics fans, a name that gave you the chills as you were immediately reminded of the Rick Pitino error. Well now Joe's the pathetic one. After passing up a chance to win with Steve Nash and Amare for more money, Joe finds himself in Atlanta and regardless of how much young talent or washed up veterans they acquire they will never win. Serves you right you selfish bastard.

    -Speaking of Mike Bibby again I officially deem him the most washed up player since Shariff-Abdul-Rahim.

    -Tom Heinsohns line of the night came after the game when he declared that the Hawks would need "a game plan from outer space" to beat the Celtics. Well said.

    -When told about Bibby's harsh words, Perk responded " Whatever, Im not going to lose any sleep over it."Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/04/celtics-demolish-hawks-in-game-2-i.html
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