A couple days after accusing Paul Pierce of faking a knee injury for reasons that nobody will ever bother to explain, Plaschke has a new column out addressing all the hateful emails he has received from Boston fans as a result. He appears to be shocked that Boston fans actually care about their team and their team captain's reputation enough to pound out an angry email. He was probably caught off guard because fans in LA rarely are adept at reading and writing. As you might expect, the emails are hilarious and Plaschke is offended.
"You disgust me. You are a whore."
True. And... true.
"Die, you lily-livered ass."
"I wonder how many dried-up spit stains you've got on that cheap tie of yours, you stuttering, stammering slob."
"You better have extra security with you Sunday because Celtic fans who recognize you from ESPN will want to take a slap at you, and if I were there, I know I would."
Hi-larious! Lily-livered? Threats of slapping? Now, this next one swerves into the creepy-as-hell territory... but still amusing nonetheless. That is, if you find desecrating a gravesite hilarious, WHICH I DO.
"I hope you . . . get cancer and die," he wrote. "Why don't you just die or quit, you ugly fat (bleep). I'm going to find out where (a relative) is buried and me and my buddies are gonna dig (the) skeleton up."
Of course, the threat of violence, real or imaginary, is over the line. However, so is this garbage:
In the wake of Friday's column accusing the Boston Celtics' Paul Pierce of milking his knee injury like a professional wrestler, I've been subjected to hundreds of e-mails whose cheap personal attacks would be an insult to professional wrestling.
Don't you... DARE.... insult professional wrestling on top of it all!! Plaschke, when you are deliberately antagonizing people, many of whom were legitimately inspired by Pierce's return to the floor, you should expect angry emails. You were being a dick. You accused a great player of faking an injury yet you had no substance to back it up. All other media reports indicated that Pierce was bandaged up ass to ankle with ice after the game, yet you soldiered on to write a piece of crap column with no information to back up your imaginary argument. You weren't trying to inform anybody of anything, you were just trying to piss people off. Congratulations, it's not that hard. To borrow a professional wrestling term, you're playing the heel. When you are playing the role of the heel, you are deliberately getting the crowd fired up to hate you. When you write a column like that, you should expect angry, over the top emails. So, you shouldn't be surprised when the crowd goes nuts while Rashiki gives you a bronco buster. Also, if I ever get you in the ring, you should expect a dose of Asian Mist followed by butt drops, setting you up for the inevitable stinkface. It's just that simple.
Stay tuned for future Plaschke columns: "Larry Bird is a Flaming Homosexual Kid-Toucher"; "Kittens are For Eating"; and finally, "Your Mother is a Common Whore". Rock on, douchebag.
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