Sunday, September 30, 2007

FOLLOW-UP: TRACTOR TRAYLOR GETS THREE YEARS PROBATION


    Robert Traylor is back in the news, and for all the wrong reasons. I*Heart*Celtics super sleuth Sullivan was all over the case a couple months ago. Remember... Cousin Q? The fake dead body? The biggest dope dealer in Michigan history? The millions of dollars in laundered money? Remember probably the best quote of the year, by Traylor's own lawyer, "For those who think that all NBA players are wealthy, Robert Traylor is an example of one who is not." It was a great story. In fact, if it weren't for the late Eddie Griffin drunkenly diddling himself while smashing into a parked car, it would have been the #1 NBA crime of the year!

    Well, anyway, Traylor's been sentenced after being found guilty for tax fraud. I don't know what's more disappointing- the fact that he only got three years' probation or the fact that the sentence is being held off because he's currently playing pro basketball in Puerto Rico. How quickly the fat, stupid, lazy assholes with a cadre of criminal friends fall! He'll apparently serve three months in a halfway house, three months in house arrest, and then he'll be electronically monitored for the rest of the time. He reportedly wanted to serve the house arrest not in his home, but in his local Chuck E Cheese, but the prosecution deftly argued that the dead-broke Traylor had been banned from the franchise after he allegedly tried to pitch a tent and live in the ball pit.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/09/follow-up-tractor-traylor-gets-three.html
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