JJ REDICK'S HALFWIT BROTHER ACCUSED OF THREATENING FORMER GIRLFRIENDS; WE THOUGHT ALL THOSE INSANE TEXT MESSAGES WE WERE GETTING WERE FROM JEFF CLARK AND HIS CELTICSBLOG GOON SQUAD!!!
A million thank-you's to Deadspin for breaking this story to us. All this time, we had no idea who this maniac was that kept sending these "threatening" messages. Turns out, it's just the psychotic brother of the sixth-grade-poetry-spewing, collar-popping, made-up-gang-sign-flashing, Bible-bashing, Coach-K-rimjobbing, professionally underachieving drunk-driving honkey pissant we hate.
Now, brothers of famous athletes are almost always a little "off". For example, there was Stephon Marbury's crooked-shooting brother that led the potent attack of the Rhode Island Rams for a couple years. Then, there was the slightly more pear-shaped Collins twin with the slightly more pronounced horse face and overbite. Then, there's my personal favorite- the fatter, funnier, more lovable, less disciplined, more articulate yet amazingly less self-aware Artest brother. However, none of those brothers of famous players came so completely out of nowhere to commit something so clearly insane. I mean, this jerkoff was threatening JJ's ex-girlfriend, she took it to the cops, and he CALLED AND THREATENED HER WHILE SHE WAS WITH THE POLICE! I, for one, never knew JJ had a brother. Now, we'll all know him not as JJ Redick's less talented brother, but as JJ Redick's incompetent little cell phone hitman that blew the lid off of some previously unknown legal trouble for his big-shot brother. Reach for the stars, bro!Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/09/this-explains-lot.html
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