Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Isiah Thomas: Wordsmith!


    I have been late to the party lately, so my apologies, but I simply have keep tabs on this OUTSTANDING trial that turbodickhead Isiah Thomas is subjecting himself to. One has to wonder, if this bitch was such a ho, as Thomas claims, why didn't he just pay her off!? After all, as we learned today, Thomas reminded her:

    "Don't forget, you f——— bitch, I'm the president of this f——— team."


    Classy as always.

    Marc Berman, who I have to admit I had never heard of before this article, sort of gets to the point in today's New York Post. He says:

    It does not matter at this point who wins or loses the Anucha vs. Isiah/Garden sexual harassment case... the Knicks already lost. Big time. James Dolan already lost...How could Dolan - so paranoid about media coverage about his Knick franchise to the tinest detail - allow all this tawdry behind-the-scenes laundry to air on the front pages of The Post and Daily News.


    Well, that's easy Marc Berman, you can answer your own question. Dolan let it happen because Isiah Thomas wanted to go to court and Dolan is scared to stand up to Isiah, and Isiah Thomas wanted to go to court because he's a moron who can barely speak in complete sentences, let alone run a multi-million dollar business. To compound Isiah's problem, he's a complete prick that can't get along with anyone, he's a sleaze, and his idiocy is matched only by his arrogance. Sexual harassment trials are ALL ABOUT CHARACTER. You need plenty of character witnesses to back you up. Everyone thinks Isiah is a douche. Isiah's biggest apologist, Stephon Marbury, used his time on the stand to brag about calling women bitches and having sex with an intern! However, the news keeps on topping itself. Listen to this:

    Jurors heard the Knicks coach say he wouldn't stand for a white man calling a black woman a "bitch" - but wouldn't be as angry if the same words came from the mouth of a black man.

    In a videotaped deposition played for the jury at fired Knicks exec Anucha Browne Sanders' sexual harassment trial, Thomas said he drew a distinction between whites and blacks when it came to the B-word.

    Asked if he was bothered by a black man calling a black female "bitch," Thomas said: "Not as much. I'm sorry to say, I do make a distinction.

    "A white male calling a black female a bitch is highly offensive," Thomas said. "That would have violated my code of conduct."

    "Maybe I shouldn't go there. ... A white male calling a black female, that is wrong with me. I'm not taking that. I'm not accepting that. ... That's a problem for me."


    Fair enough, we've known since the infamous Larry Bird incident that Isiah is bitter towards the honkies of the world. Bitch, Isiah Thomas has a problem with f------ white people. He's made that clear. Why he went through the trouble to draw distinctions between white people and black people when it comes to what the media now calls "the B word" (good gravy)... I don't know. I don't understand the context, granted, and it probably makes sense in Thomas' warped little pea brain. However, this is the stuff that kills me-

    "Please don't mischaracterize the videotape shown in court today," he pleaded, insisting, "I don't think it's right for any man to call a woman a 'bitch.'"


    None of this shit makes any sense- but the most confusing thing of all is this bizarre news that Isiah Thomas HAS a "code of conduct" that can possibly be violated! Bitch, please! We are treated to witness after witness taking the stand and methodically detailing what an insecure, unprepared, oversensitive, inarticulate, spastic asshole you have been. In response, you're trying to prove that you have a highly sophisticated code of conduct that consists of one thing- white men should call black women bitches, but black men calling black women bitches is a little murky.

    Stellar defense!

    I just want everyone to know that I wake up every morning and thank the basketball gods that Isiah Thomas is on trial for sexual harassment. The Celtics might not be nearly as funny now that they're actually good, but we will ALWAYS have Isiah Thomas to mock, and the fact that there is NO WAY Isiah Thomas looks good coming out of this trial makes me personally about as happy as when Rick Pitino left. It is a great time to be a Celtics fan, but it may be an even better time to be a Knick hater. Life is good, homies and homegirls!Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/09/isiah-thomas-wordsmith.html
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