Tuesday, February 5, 2008

JUSTICE SERVED: BATTERY CHARGES AGAINST GLEN RICE ARE DROPPED


    REMAINS TO BE SEEN WHETHER HE WILL POSE IN FUTURE SWIMSUIT EDITIONS WITH HIS CREEPIN' WIFE; ALL SIGNS POINT TO "HELL NO"


    In a move that did not surprise IHeartCeltics, battery charges against Glen Rice were dropped yesterday by the dude hiding in his closet. From the Houston Chronicle:

    Rice was charged with felony battery in January. He went to estranged wife Christina Rice's home and was said to have punched Alberto Perez several times. Perez, hiding in a closet, was cut on the forehead and needed nine stitches, police said.


    Rice did what every warm-blooded, 6'8" rich dude with huge muscles would when he found the dude banging his estranged wife- he pummeled the guy. And, in turn, Alberto Perez did what any tiny man that was caught hiding in an NBA players' closet and beaten severely would do- drop the charges to try to avoid being labeled as "That Closet-Hiding Dude That Got His Ass Kicked by Glen Rice". Too late. Thousands of Alberto Perez's worldwide curse the one that dared cross Glen "Twice as Nice" Rice.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/02/justice-served-battery-charges-against.html
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