HEADLINE FROM LOCAL PAPER: "Man Found Naked, Intoxicated, Urinating From Lookout Tower In Park"
It appears that Vin Baker, as his alter ego "Leroy Meredith", got himself in some trouble this weekend*. It's no Kevin Pittsnogle humping a dead deer, but it's close.
Officers said Meredith was still drinking beer when they arrived. People riding bikes on a nearby trail in the park said they couldn't help but notice.
"He was showing his indecent exposure. Showing his [expletive deleted] to people and peeing off the tower up there," said one witness.
Police think Meredith was so drunk that he didn't know what he was doing.
*Update -- It appears that Leroy Meredith is a skinny-ass middle aged white dude with glasses, not Vin Baker. Vin Baker's lawyers immediately filed a copyright infringement lawsuit against the joker. Drunkenly peeing off a lookout tower was copyrighted by Baker right after Jim O'Brien realized that Baker was coming to practice every day smelling like cheap booze, and Baker realized that his days of playing in the NBA were limited and he needed another source of income. So, he will spend the rest of his life collecting cash from lawsuits filed against dumb rednecks and Texas A&M students.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/02/new-low-for-vin-baker.html
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