Wednesday, February 6, 2008

STEVE KERR CURBSTOMPS CHRIS WALLACE, DONKEYPUNCHES ISIAH THOMAS, DEMANDS RUSTY TROMBONE FROM BILLY KING


    SHAQ-FOR-THE MATRIX TRADE MAKES KERR THE WORST GM ALIVE


    Pending a physical, the Phoenix Suns are going to trade admittedly crazy Shawn Marion and admittedly handsome Marcus Banks to the Miami Heat for the fat Frankenstein known as Shaquille O'Neal. It's an amazing move for the Suns- they have effectively traded for a MUCH WORSE PLAYER getting paid MORE MONEY for a LONGER CONTRACT. It's like trading a nice meal at Outback Steakhouse ($20) for a half-eaten microwave chicken pot pie served in a portapotty for $200.

    I know they wanted to get rid of Marcus Banks. I know that Shawn Marion is a glory-hogging sociopath that doesn't care about winning... but the Suns could have had AK-47 instead! That would have been a perfect trade for the Suns. There have to have been several better offers for Marion. Instead, they have two more years of paying the most overpaid player in the league putting up terrible numbers, getting injured, getting fatter, and slowing down the best offense in the game. Nice one, Steve Kerr! You raised the bar of incompetence. Will this ever be toppped?

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