Beating the clippers is like making-out with a 'Butter-face'd' girl at a keg party. Its nothing to be proud of, but after a couple of beers you'll certainly take the victory. It seems like every time the Celtics need a pick-me-up, the Clippers are there for them. After going through a rocky month, the Celtics had won 3 in a row and this game was the perfect spring board into a full-out win-streak.Let me break this game down for you.
The Clippers got destroyed last night because they are terrible. Asking why the Clippers are terrible is like asking why my fat-ass neighbor who eats at Burger King four times-a-day keeps getting heart attacks. First off, Donald Sterling is their owner. In addition to having some sort of curse over his teams, he also happens to be a complete idiot/douchebag. Not a good combination when owning a sports franchise. Their best player when he wants to be is Baron Davis. After Elton Brand bailed on the team, he decided he did not want to be the best player and decided to be a team cancer instead. To replace Brand they acquired Zach Randolph. Arguably the poster child of the Isiah Thomas Knicks. On the upside they have an aging Marcus Camby, a German Chris Kamen, and some decent young talent in Al Thornton and Eric Gordon. Not enough to save a ship that is not only sinking, but covered in napalm, burning baby seals as they swim by. Did I mentioned their coach is disgruntled?
With enough problems to cripple a small country, the Clippers needed little assistance to get the loss last night. Boston was happy to comply. Having KG back, the Celtic's intensity has been at an all-time high. They were not looking for a win, last night, they were looking for a dog-fight. The dog they were ready to fight turned out to be a drunken-racoon, so they mauled it to death anyway.
Thats four in a row for the Celtics, and "no one gives a sh*t" for the Clippers. As long as the Celitcs stay healthy, look for them to ride this win-streak straight into the playoffs.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2009/03/it-ain-rocket-science-celtics-pound.html
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