WOMAN UNDETERRED BY WALTON'S LACK OF SHOES, HORRIBLE DEADHEAD TATTOO
It's true. This is one of those instances where the punishment does not come close to the creepiness of the crime. This is one screwed up woman, but she's just getting a talking to from the cops. In a world where beating up the aerobics instructor hiding in your closet after tagging your estranged wife gets you an assault charge, systematically stalking the curly-haired pasty hippie shooting guard for the NBA runners-up should be charged as a crime against humanity. It's only fair. Here's a taste of what Walton had to deal with:
“Once I moved out of the gated community, that’s when I started noticing. I’d come home, and the same car with tinted windows would be parked across the street all the time. One time, I was like, ‘I swear I see someone there.’ So I walked up and saw her, and she had a hat on, and I said, ‘I can’t believe this is the same chick from the practice site.’ And then for a while, everywhere I went, I’d see her park like a street down. As soon as I took off, she’s start following me.”
The good thing about Walton reporting this woman is that it makes it easier for other white NBA players to come forward to the cops when they are being terrorized. Upon hearing this news, Brian Scalabrine reported similar incidents. Boston PD investigated, and reported that they are on the lookout for a short, fat-faced redhead with a small black mask held on with a rubber band. Pale complexion, height 5'2". The person was last seen wearing a black striped jumpsuit, red gloves, red shoes, and an oversized red tie. He was also last spotted wearing a flat-brimmed black hat with a yellow ribbon. Here is an artist's rendering:
Please call the police immediately if you see this sick pervert. I don't even want to go into the horror that has been brought into the life of our gooey 15th man. If the Celtics have any hope of repeating as NBA Champions this greasy bastard has to be put behind bars.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/10/luke-walton-is-being-stalked-by-sharpie.html
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