MILES SET TO RESUME CAREER STEALING THE SAT'S WITH SCARLETT JOHANNSEN
Critics and naysayers will be all like, "Yo, IHeartCeltics, DMiles averaged 1ppg in the friggin' preseason and he's about to serve a 10-game suspension, why the hell would you want him on your team?" To this I say... well, those are good points. DMiles didn't work out nearly as well as we here at I*Heart*Celtics would have hoped. When he was signed, we dreamed of him finally living up to the expectations that landed him on the cover of SI with our very own KG... or at least we'd see him driving down Comm Ave in a lowrider equipped with monster truck wheels with huge plumes of ganja smoke billowing out of all the windows. Alas, it won't happen. Probably due to Rondo's gimpy wheel needing some extra PG insurance, Cassell will get the coveted 14th spot on the roster (Scals threatened to pee in everyone's locker if he wasn't the 15th man), and DMiles will go gallivanting off into the sunset to serve his suspension somewhere else.
Instead, we'll be treated to Sam Cassell running a completely incoherent offensive scheme consisting completely of fallaway 24-footers with 18 seconds on the shot clock. Ugh. Nauseating.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2008/10/no-accounting-for-taste-or-logic.html
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