Monday, August 20, 2007

The Brandon Hunter becomes the Brandon Hunted



    As if you needed any more of a reason not to hang out in Orlando, the worst city in the USA almost killed ex-Celtic Brandon Hunter yesterday. In a totally predictable twist, it was at the stripper-infested home of Washington Wizard DeShawn Stevenson.

    It all went down like this:
    Police said there is evidence of a "gun battle" with shots being fired both into and out of Stevenson's home. Investigators said a party was going on at the time of the shooting, and several NBA players were in attendance, including former Cavaliers forward Brandon Hunter.

    A man identified as Curtis Ruff was treated at a local hospital for a gunshot wound to the leg.

    I guess Hunter should have known better than to hang out with DeShawn Stevenson, whose house he was hanging out at when some douche in (you guessed it) an Escalade started shooting at Hunter and Stevenson's house. Luckily for Hunter, he and the would-be assasin shared the same shooting coach (see picture above), accounting for Hunter's 48% career free throw percentage and the fact that the only thing the perp shot was a parked Lexus.

    There is no indication of who fired the shots from Stevenson's house, although it is subtley implied that Hunter tapped his inner Stephen Jackson and slipped a few slugs into the passing Caddy. The dude who got shot was apparently driving the Caddy, and had been arguing with Hunter earlier at a strip club.

    No word yet on what role Zach Randolph played in this fiasco, but it was probably a large one.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/08/brandon-hunter-becomes-brandon-hunted.html
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