Wednesday, August 29, 2007

SKIP 2 MY LOU SLASHES THROUGH DEFENSES, PARTYGOERS



    A week after getting busted for drunkenly spitting on a parking lot attendant, Skip 2 My Lou was booked for felony assault for "slashing" a man's neck outside a "Manhattan nightspot". One more arrest in a seven-day period officially puts him on a crime spree! This partygoer would have been wise to heed the time-tested I*Heart*Celtics credo: "If you're in a nightclub with an NBA player, run for your life. If you're in a nightclub with an NBA player and a stripper, former stripper, or prostitute, immediately start scribbling your will and testament on a cocktail napkin." This guy clearly doesn't read this website enough, and what happens? He gets slashed.

    Apparantly, things escalated quickly.

    The man who said he was injured told police the incident occurred at about 3 a.m. Monday after he and Alston accidentally bumped each other inside Club Stereo. During an ensuing argument, the man said, Alston slashed his neck.

    The 41-year-old went to a hospital to be treated for a minor neck injury, then filed a complaint at a police precinct.


    Bumping an NBA player- never a good move. You might as well bump a live grenade. If you bump and NBA player, the best case scenario is that your neck is gonna get slashed. It remains unclear what Skip slashed the man's neck with. My money is on a diamond-and-razorblade encrusted crack pipe. I especially enjoyed this reaction from the front office:

    "Obviously, it is troubling that Rafer was again in a situation involving the police," Rockets' GM Daryl Morey said in a statement. "We take these matters very seriously — the Rockets expect all employees to represent the organization in a first-class manner. Until more facts are gathered from all parties, it would be inappropriate for me to comment further."


    Rafer, your GM might not think so, but we here at I*Heart*Celtics believe that in the world of NBA crime, you conduct yourself in a first class manner!Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/08/skip-2-my-lou-slashes-through-defenses.html
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