Milwaukee's Best, Reposessed!

Since the beginning of time, it seemed that Latrell Sprewells yacht, Milwaukee's Best (above), was always a magnet of mayhem.

First, there was the time he allegedly strangled a woman that he brought back to the beast for a game of grab-ass.

Then, some chick barfed on Milwaukee's Best (No word on whether she barfed Milwaukee's Best on Milwaukee's Best, but that really would be awesome), which somehow ledSprewell to punch a wall and break his hand. When the Knicks fined him (essentially for being a moron), he coughed up the classic defense: "If somebody just deserves a spanking, don't bring that whip down on them. That's just petty. ... The whole thing is a farce."

Farcical, maybe, but that won't keep the Re-Po man from delivering a spanking of his own. From the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:

Former professional basketball star Latrell Sprewell,
who three years ago rejected a $21 million contract offer, calling it
insulting and saying he had a family to feed, had his 70-foot, $1.5
million, Italian-built yacht repossessed Tuesday.

Armed with an order from U.S. Magistrate Judge William E. Callahan Jr., a federal marshal seized the vessel in Manitowoc, where it sat in storage.


So what lessons has Latrell learned from all of this? A multitude of them.

1) Buying a $1.5 million Italian yacht and then naming it after the most disgusting bitches brew of a beer ever is bad news.

2) If a chick barfs on your yacht, don't punch a wall or you will get whipped and spanked by the New York Knicks (to the delight of Isaiah Thomas, no doubt).

3) Don't strangle chicks while banging them on your loaned yacht. Especially when you are married.

4) Don't quit your job because you are only offered $7 million per year.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/08/milwaukee-best-reposessed.html
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