No, I'm not trying to find a hip nickname for the Truth-Jesus-Skeletor team, I'm just stoked about three great pieces of news for I*Heart*Celtics.
ITEM #1: Tim Donaghy's guilty plea was released by Smoking Gun. Smoking Gun has to be one of the greatest inventions in the history of the world. Here it is. Apparantly, it all boils down to that knuckledragger providing "picks" to bookies, then manipulating the games in order to get paid. From what I can tell, it was only for $30,000, which is pretty weak cashola to risk your whole career over... but maybe I'm wrong about that. Don't worry, the news gets better.
ITEM #2: OJ Mayo and Baron Davis got into a shouting match at a pickup game. If there's anything close to NBA crime in terms of hilarity, it's NBA trash talk. Apparantly, Baron made a call against OJ and OJ disrespected it. Baron responded by saying that he had never heard of OJ, which is a laaaame move. Clearly, he had. Then again, this is the same trashtalking brain and horse teeth that brought the "I'LL STRIP YOU" repeated 1000x while playing defense in a Summer showcase attended by Nic and myself back in the day.
And, not basketball-related, but great nonetheless...
ITEM #3: Gold medalist in the douchebag Olympics, and "Lifetime Achievement Award" honoree from Dickhead Illustrated Michael Vick, has been hit with a $63 BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT from a prisoner in South Carolina, according to the pillar of journalistic integrity, Fox News. The lawsuit alleges that Vick used stolen pit bulls sold on EBAY to buy MISSLES FROM AL-QAIDA. This lunatic also says that Michael Vick subjectd him to MICROWAVE TESTING, did drugs in school zones, and "is in the business of illegal steroids." He also says that "Michael Vick has to physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes." Bonus- the lawsuit is handwritten, but it is still well organized and unlike this blog contains no spelling or grammatical problems. The odds of this story being topped in terms of pure insanity are very small, but maybe we should ask Tim Donaghy for the line.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/08/triple-trouble.html
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ITEM #1: Tim Donaghy's guilty plea was released by Smoking Gun. Smoking Gun has to be one of the greatest inventions in the history of the world. Here it is. Apparantly, it all boils down to that knuckledragger providing "picks" to bookies, then manipulating the games in order to get paid. From what I can tell, it was only for $30,000, which is pretty weak cashola to risk your whole career over... but maybe I'm wrong about that. Don't worry, the news gets better.
ITEM #2: OJ Mayo and Baron Davis got into a shouting match at a pickup game. If there's anything close to NBA crime in terms of hilarity, it's NBA trash talk. Apparantly, Baron made a call against OJ and OJ disrespected it. Baron responded by saying that he had never heard of OJ, which is a laaaame move. Clearly, he had. Then again, this is the same trashtalking brain and horse teeth that brought the "I'LL STRIP YOU" repeated 1000x while playing defense in a Summer showcase attended by Nic and myself back in the day.
And, not basketball-related, but great nonetheless...
ITEM #3: Gold medalist in the douchebag Olympics, and "Lifetime Achievement Award" honoree from Dickhead Illustrated Michael Vick, has been hit with a $63 BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT from a prisoner in South Carolina, according to the pillar of journalistic integrity, Fox News. The lawsuit alleges that Vick used stolen pit bulls sold on EBAY to buy MISSLES FROM AL-QAIDA. This lunatic also says that Michael Vick subjectd him to MICROWAVE TESTING, did drugs in school zones, and "is in the business of illegal steroids." He also says that "Michael Vick has to physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes." Bonus- the lawsuit is handwritten, but it is still well organized and unlike this blog contains no spelling or grammatical problems. The odds of this story being topped in terms of pure insanity are very small, but maybe we should ask Tim Donaghy for the line.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/08/triple-trouble.html
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