Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Perkins expecting baby within a month; Gerber baby food announces 500% increase in outmeal-pear-broken glass puree production


    Don't be surprised if you see Kendrick Perkins in the baby food aisle at your local Star Market these days. As if you couldn't tell by the jubilant look on his face above, the man we know belovedly as "Swamp Thing" is expecting a child. No word yet on who or what the mother is, but sources (and by sources I mean my internet explorer homepage, Celebrity Baby Blog) tell me the lucky woman's name is Vanity.

    Master of the punny headline Shira "Is that a fact?" Springer has the call in an article entitled "Pivotal Season for Center", although considering this is the same Shira Springer that reported moments before the Garnett blockbuster that Al Jefferson would not be involved in the trade, I ain't buying my baby shower present yet.:
    With the birth of his first child expected in early September, Perkins has taken a more mature approach to his life and career, thinking long and hard about his priorities.

    "It's kind of crazy right now," said Perkins. "The month of August and September, you really try to attack workouts hard as far as trying to kill yourself conditioning-wise, and you've got a baby on the way. But that only makes you stronger mentally, having to go through whatever you go through at home and then come in.

    Congratulations to our enforcer in the middle, and we at I Heart Celts hope Perk and Vanity have a healthy baby that can bench press their house and eat their mortgage just like papa Perk.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/08/perkins-expecting-baby-within-month.html
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