BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"LOWEST POINT IN KNICKS FRANCHISE HISTORY," SAYS BACKBITING KNICKS BROADCASTER MARV ALBERT; "MOST HILARIOUS GAME IN WORLD HISTORY," SAYS BP

If you actually watched this game, you had a great night. I was giggling during this game like I was a stoner watching bears have sex on Animal Planet at 3am. The Knicks completely quit on Isiah Thomas. Either that, or they are all in the mob's pocket and they were throwing the game. Since this is the NBA, both are possible, but I am taking option 1. Isiah looked about as comfortable as a dude getting a colonoscopy with a curling iron. The team was so emotionally depleted they couldn't even deliver cheap fouls at the end of blowouts. Red had his victory cigar, Isiah has his punk fouls at the end of crushing losses. It's his signature!

However, you can't heap ALL the blame on Isiah. Let's take a look at the Knicks roster, player-by-player.


Robinson- half court three at the buzzer kept the Knicks from their lowest point total in franchise history. Face still looks like whatever that amphibean was called that first walked on land.
Crawford- unspectacular, but he is much better than this team. He would be very good on a team like the Suns.
Richardson- big talker, 3-13 from the floor. KG mentioned that he alone was responsible for firing the Celtics up. Now we know why Moesha dropped his corny ass.
Balkman- every team wants this guy on their roster except for the team that drafted him way too high- the Knicks. Ironic.
Malik Rose- no, he is not dead. He is reborn in zombie mode and he's probably the best player on the Knicks at this point.
Curry- put up the worst hook shot of recent memory, but who can blame a guy that has hands about as supple as sledgehammers.
Jeffries- most likely to injure a starter that Doc was giving way too many minutes to. Thankfully, he didn't.
Lee- love his game. Interestingly, he doesn't get any minutes, even in a blowout loss.
Marbury- 2-6 with an airball and he also dribbled off his foot. The FBI might be investigating this game in a point shaving scandal at some point.
Randolph- 1 of 10 from the floor, and Elias Sports Bureau is still crunching the numbers about how many strippers he has punched in the last 48 hours.
Jones- nice block on Pruitt at the end of the game. I also like him. Funny, all the good, motivated players are at the end of the bench. The coach must be a real moron.


All in all, I can't think of a lower moment for such a (supposedly) proud franchise. Their salary cap is obliterated, they're paying millions to a woman they sexually harassed, their star player admitted to porking an intern in the back of a van, their announcer is still a sex freak with a toupee, they lost by almost 50 points to a hated division rival, the team quit on their coach, the team is 4-10, the coach is also the GM and he's functionally retarded at both posts, the team hates the coach, GM AND the owner, anyone with any interest in basketball is pointing and laughing, the fans hate the everything to do with the franchise, they are in the most intense media market in the world, AND there's no end in sight. Hell, I probably missed something in there. Welcome to hell!Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/11/bwahahahahahahahaha.html
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