Breaking news: former Celtic Orien Greene has signed a three-month contract to play for the Breakers, in New Zealand. The man he's replacing? You guessed it, former Celtic Wayne Turner, who went down with an injury. (Wayne Turner was kind of the Rajon Rondo prototype- a break-down-on-the-dribble point with no outside shot from Kentucky. However, Tuner would somehow launch the ball from behind his opposite shoulder- the ugliest release in the history of the world.)
Who's excited about the signing of this "huge" "1.93 meter" NBAer? You guessed it, the former "second coming of Kevin McHale", Minnesota's Rick Rickert. There are few things more hilarious than international basketball, where players like Dennis Rodman sign one-game contracts and Scottie "No Tippin, Farm Subsidy Pimpin" Pippin can sign a one-game contract to play in Sweden. Last I heard, Pippin was pretty much broke, BTW. That's just a rumor, but most rumors are kinda true. Maybe that's why he doesn't tip anyone.
International basketball- where Jerome Moiso, Sebastian Telfair's brother, and Joe Forte can have 20-year careers with 35 teams, and Michael Jordan's former teammates can go to get a check to cover the rent for the month.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/11/former-celtics-go-kiwi.html
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