Thursday, November 29, 2007

Lock up your interns, the Knicks are in town

    The traveling circus that is the New York Knicks rolls into town tonight riding a two game win streak (and an intern or two). Here's what I expect to see:

    Bad blood spill over from the preseason:


    Although this image seems to date back to a few seasons ago, the Celtics and Knicks renewed their physical rivalry this preseason when Pierce and TA got a little feisty with shoot-first, shoot-second point guard and walking Napoleon Complex Nate Robinson. I look forward to TA punching little man in the neck if he acts up.


    Marbury acts like a prima donna:


    Marbury's bizarre antics have been the story of the Knicks season so far. I mean, any man who can make Zach Randoplh seem like a good teammate and upstanding citizen is truly a master of self-centeredness and sexual deviance.

    Jamaal Crawford strangles Nate Robinson to death, David Lee, all of New York celebrates:



    Nate Robinson, who has passed Eric Snow as my second least favorite NBA player (behind Drew Gooden), is so enraging to watch. I work in an office full of Knick fans, and he is the consensus least favorite player, including Marbury. All he does is shoot, dribble, and yap his mouth. Sadly, the Delightful Renaldo Balkman and David Lee play most of their minutes cleaning up his trash. Awful.

    Isiah thinks about boobs in crunch time:



    The man is detestable no matter how you cut it. Found guilty of sexual harassment, foul-mouthed, resentful, and a terrible GM/Coach to boot, this guy just stinks.

    Scalabrine contributes off the bench:


    Its about time for Veal to have a big game. I could see him coming off the bench early to disrupt the always-effective-against-the-Celtics-and-formerly-engaged-to-Moesha Quentin Richardson. I just have a feeling Scal is going to hit multiple threes and chase down a few offensive boards tonight. You watch.

    Prediction: Celtics Win! Gino will be dancing all night--

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