Friday, November 30, 2007

SMUSH PARKER GOES STEVEN SEAGAL ON FEMALE VALET



    "GIRL, IT'S ALRIGHT" HE CROONS AS HE PUTS HER IN ARMBAR WHEN SHE TRIES TO COLLECT A $12 CHARGE

    In an interesting twist, Smush Parker got into a little altercation with a 41-year-old valet. She wanted him to pay for the valet service, he said he had paid the night before, she said he didn't, he said something, she said something, he got bitter and grabbed his keys.

    Yomara McKenzie, 41, told police Parker injured her left arm in an attempt to get his keys at a condo building at 355 Biscayne Blvd on Tuesday morning. According to a Miami police report, Parker was told he owed a $12 fee but believed he had paid it the night before.


    Granted, this smacks of "working class looking to get a civil suit out of a pro athlete," but it's still hilarious. He has been suspended indefinitely by the Heat, who, if it weren't for the Knicks, would be the train wreck of the NBA that everyone was making fun of. That team is spiraling out of control, and we're loving every second of it.

    -Also worth mentioning- Steven Seagal, according to Wikipedia, "has six known children from three relationships in which he has been involved." Plus, he had a marriage annulled because he married the chick while he was married to someone else then cheated on the chick in the second marriage. Woah.Source URL: http://ledger-heath.blogspot.com/2007/11/smush-parker-goes-steven-seagal-on.html
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